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  1. #201
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    I am not sure, but I think Coloredhorse is who has this one, very, very appropiated for this winter of our discontent:

    "In the middle of winter, I learned that in me resides invincible summer."
    Albert Camus


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    Don't you wish your girlfriend could trot like me?

    You can not polish a turd.

    The only way you can change a man, is if he is wearing diapers.

    He doesn't know whether to scratch his watch, or wind his ass.
    ( My Father, about an exceptionally spastic colt )

    And Coreens classic; douchnozzle,
    Priceless!
    FMO:OMG I almost put my eye out hunting clique.



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    Bahahahaha, Ware Whip!, all of those are fabulous!!! I read those on my phone yesterday and laughed and laughed

    Here's another:

    "Trespassers will be shot, survivors shot again."
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    LOL:

    "Horse between legs, rider on top."

    Someone needs to remind my OTTB that sometimes. He gets a little strong sometimes and wants to try other ideas and combinations...
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



  5. #205
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    I don't recall whose signature this is, or the exact wording, but I laugh every time I read it. It goes something like this:

    "Political correctness - the misconception that it is entirely possible to hold a turd by the clean end"
    There are friends and faces that may be forgotten, but there are horses that never will be. - Andy Adams



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    I like the one in my sig. It tends to work for a large percentage of posters here
    Quote Originally Posted by JSwan View Post
    Prove it....Otherwise, you're just coming off as a whackjob.
    Founding member of the "Not too Klassy for Boxed Wine" Clique



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tap2Tango View Post
    I like the one in my sig. It tends to work for a large percentage of posters here

    BWWAHHAHHAHHAA.



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    One of my favorite bylines is "Beware the dragon, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

    A signature that I love is "Oldenburger with Fries."

    Of course, there are tons more, but these are the ones that stick out.



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    Talking BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Oldenburger with fries, that's a good one! I also love the dragon one

    I second that BWHWHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA as to Tap2Tango's sigline! J Swan is just downright hilarious

    Have I or anybody already posted this one? I love it! I don't feel like sifting through every post and I'm forgetful, haha. -- "The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. - Hubert Humphrey"
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    Hehe, I thought this hilarious thread could use a little dusting off

    Spotted this gem in somebody's sigline tonight: "COTH, keeping popcorn growers in business for years."
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    You lot are a positive unending gusher of quotes.

    The truismn Equus Makus Brokus makes me smile with understanding, and the more recent Equus Makus Broken also a truism.

    Then thre is the odd poster who are all hat and no cattle - but immediately called to task by the COTH police.
    Proud member of People Who Hate to Kill Wildlife clique



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    Don't remember the exact wording but it's something along the lines of "Quick, he's total garbage, hide him on my trailer!"


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    I think that's paulaedwina quoting petstorejunkie with the "quick, hide him on my trailer!" That's one of my favorites too!
    Nanakorobi yaoki: Seven times fall, eight times rise.
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    Horses: Dangerous at both ends.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ReveilleandRinsie View Post
    I think that's paulaedwina quoting petstorejunkie with the "quick, hide him on my trailer!" That's one of my favorites too!
    Hahaha, yeah, that's Tas/Petstorejunkie alright. She's one of my best friends, and she's always a great source of laughs when we talk horsey stuff on the phone. She's quite witty
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    Oh, bless you for bringing this up - I missed it the first time around!



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    I came up with my own sigline since starting this thread forever ago. Say my sigline aloud and see if you don't laugh

    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    I'm probably misquoting and I don't recall whose brilliance this is, but:

    Arguing with stupid people is like playing chess with a pigeon.
    No matter how well you play, the pigeon will strut around knocking over pieces, crap on the board and act like it won.
    *friend of bar.ka*RIP all my lovely boys, gone too soon:
    Steppin' Out 1988-2004
    Hey Vern! 1982-2009
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClassynIvansMom View Post
    This one is in my fav five now LOL
    I think this is DMKs...

    oops...didn't copy the original but it's the tag line "Where am I and why am I in this basket..."
    Last edited by Finzean; Jan. 6, 2013 at 12:30 PM. Reason: fix it



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    Quote Originally Posted by 2DogsFarm View Post
    I'm probably misquoting and I don't recall whose brilliance this is, but:

    Arguing with stupid people is like playing chess with a pigeon.
    No matter how well you play, the pigeon will strut around knocking over pieces, crap on the board and act like it won.
    LOL I snorted my tea when I read this...
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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