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  1. #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2DogsFarm View Post
    And, of course, there is Coreene's:
    This, it be Right
    Thank you my darling, but credit must be given to Willem actually, since it is he who said "This it be right" first (sans comma ).

    But I am truly honored. As I know he would have been.
    EDDIE WOULD GO


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  2. #42
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    It's not from COTH, but from _Spinal Tap_ and almost always applies to me in one way or in the other way:

    "But this one goes to 11."-- Nigel Tufnel

    ETA: I am a redhead.
    The armchair saddler
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    Please, please fill in the blanks to

    _____________ when my feet hit the floor in the morning, the devil says, "crap, she's up."



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    These are great! It wasn't a CoTH signature line, but there was a girl at my barn who had a (rather pig-headed) all chestnut gelding. I commented to her about how he didn't even have a snip or a sock or anything and she nodded seriously and said, "Yep. It explains so much about him- no place to let the devil out."
    If it were easy, everybody would do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kristinq View Post
    PRS has my fav: "My biggest fear is that when I die my husband is going to try to sell all my horses and tack for what I told him they cost".

    yea that's one of my favorites too
    and the "RELINQUISH your whip"
    Quote Originally Posted by Sithly View Post
    do NOT give your 5 year old child a big bag of apples and send her out alone into a herd of 20-some horses to get mobbed. There are better ways to dispose of unwanted children.



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    I love "pony is a four letter word"
    Come to the dark side, we have cookies



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    Don't know where I heard this one.
    Horses: one really scary butterfly away from total disaster.
    "Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out." ~John Wooden

    Phoenix Animal Rescue



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    Quote Originally Posted by kateh View Post
    Don't know where I heard this one.
    Horses: one really scary butterfly away from total disaster.
    Oh, man, that is awesome!
    I also really really like the one on Equilibrium's tag line from the song Shimmer, by Fuel:
    All that she intends, and all she keeps inside, isn't on the label.
    Awesomeness!
    Dee
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    I believe I heard this one from Thomas....

    Teatering on the brink of brilliance or disaster.


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    A professor in vet school: "Horses are born, and then they spend their entire lives trying to commit suicide"
    Michael: Seems the people who burned me want me for a job.
    Sam: A job? Does it pay?
    Michael: Nah, it's more of a "we'll kill you if you don't do it" type of thing.
    Sam: Oh. I've never liked those.


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    Pretty much any post by JSwan has potential siggy line content.
    http://www.tbhsa.com/index.html

    Originally Posted by JSwan
    I love feral children. They taste like chicken.


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    my favorite wasn't funny, just true

    When someone shows you who they are, believe them.

    Don't remember whose sig it was
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    Quote Originally Posted by mackandblues View Post
    yea that's one of my favorites too
    and the "RELINQUISH your whip"
    LOL I actually really like your "u not need bigger saddle, u need smaller fanny" byline. That's hilarious!
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Horse Farm View Post
    my favorite wasn't funny, just true

    When someone shows you who they are, believe them.

    Don't remember whose sig it was


    That's ASB_Stars sig. Quote from Maya Angelo.



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    THIS. In MyGiantPony's sigline: "I love feral children. They taste like chicken." by JSwan

    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life


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    Quote Originally Posted by SmartAlex View Post
    I believe I heard this one from Thomas....

    Teatering on the brink of brilliance or disaster.
    Yeah, that one's pretty good, too
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    Has anyone been brave enough to use this one yet?

    "I have noticed that many who use text messages and email have forgotten the 'art' of capitalization. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."


    Nevermind. I'll do it!
    "Relinquish your whip!!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by kateh View Post
    Don't know where I heard this one.
    Horses: one really scary butterfly away from total disaster.
    Bahahaha, priceless
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    Quote Originally Posted by Velvet View Post
    Has anyone been brave enough to use this one yet?

    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']"I have noticed that many who use text messages and email have forgotten the 'art' of capitalization. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."[/FONT]

    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']Nevermind. I'll do it! [/FONT]
    WOW! Just WOW! I read that and started rolling with laughter.... I don't know if I'm brave enough to use that one!!!!
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    Quote Originally Posted by Velvet View Post
    Has anyone been brave enough to use this one yet?

    "I have noticed that many who use text messages and email have forgotten the 'art' of capitalization. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."


    Nevermind. I'll do it!
    CHEERS!
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    Personally, I think the moderate use of shock collars in training humans should be allowed.



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