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  1. #21
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    One of my favourites was County's...Quality doesn't cost - it pays.
    My favourite of all, which gets me all verklempt, is SnkstAcres, about how we should see our horses.
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    One of my favorites has always been
    "Ponies are short and therefore closer to hell" not sure who it belongs to, but I LOFF it!
    “While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.” Mark Twain



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    Quote Originally Posted by SmartAlex View Post
    This isn't a signature line, but a classic CotH quote:

    Horses wake up with only one decision to make each day... Shall I commit murder or suicide?
    BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! AWESOMENESS!!!
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    haha I love this one
    “While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.” Mark Twain
    I am a redhead too!

    Does anybody notice a lot of red head ride, considering we only make up 5% of the American population



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    LOL here's another one:

    "Every mighty oak was once a nut that stood its ground."
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life


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    Someone has for their location, I think, something like "How did I get into the handbasket and where are you taking me?"

    It makes me laugh every time I happen upon it in a thread.
    "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Confucious
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    I love Epona Cowgirl's - Enter Prince Charming - I always get a giggle because the thread attached to that was so darn entertaining.
    Yogurt - If you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera? Steven Colbert


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    Quote Originally Posted by jazzrider View Post
    Someone has for their location, I think, something like "How did I get into the handbasket and where are you taking me?"

    It makes me laugh every time I happen upon it in a thread.
    This one is in my fav five now LOL
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    Default My favorite, don't know whose though...

    "Where am I going and what am I doing in this handbasket?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Moocow View Post
    I can't recall the exact quotation, but it was something along the lines of, "Don't be fooled - PONY is a four letter word!"

    theoldgreymare was nice enough to supply that quote.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mozart View Post
    Personally, I think the moderate use of shock collars in training humans should be allowed.



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    LOL I just read this in response to a question of "Should I teach my boyfriend to ride"

    "If you want to still respect him, and have your relationship last- Find him an instructor (other than you).

    If you would like to get rid of him or would like to get even with him for past actions-teach him yourself."
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lmabernathy View Post
    haha I love this one

    I am a redhead too!

    Does anybody notice a lot of red head ride, considering we only make up 5% of the American population
    ha ha now that you mention it, there are an awful lot of us redheads that ride
    “While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.” Mark Twain



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    Quote Originally Posted by kristinq View Post
    PRS has my fav: "My biggest fear is that when I die my husband is going to try to sell all my horses and tack for what I told him they cost".

    That is my favorite too!!!



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    Not from COTH, but there's an Emo Phillips quote I use as my email signature:

    "I used to think the brain was the most important organ in the human body.
    Then I realized who was telling me this..."

    And, of course, there is Coreene's:
    This, it be Right
    *friend of bar.ka*RIP all my lovely boys, gone too soon:
    Steppin' Out 1988-2004
    Hey Vern! 1982-2009
    Cash's Bay Threat 1994-2009



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    Bahahaha, a friend of mine just posted this in another thread concerning whether or not to teach the boyfriend to ride or get an instructor:

    "HIRE. IT. DONE.

    Been there done that still married to him but Dear Lord Jeezoos I'd rather change diapers on a tiger than EVER do it again."
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life


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    Quote Originally Posted by 2DogsFarm View Post
    "I used to think the brain was the most important organ in the human body.
    Then I realized who was telling me this..."
    This one is great!
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    Quote Originally Posted by tabula rashah View Post
    One of my favorites has always been
    "Ponies are short and therefore closer to hell" not sure who it belongs to, but I LOFF it!
    OH I AM STEALING THIS! I have a large pony...not evil but naughty and squirrely.
    Last edited by belleellis; Jan. 26, 2011 at 06:22 PM. Reason: b/c stilling is not stealing...
    Pamela Ellis



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    Quote Originally Posted by erikahana View Post

    Been there done that still married to him but Dear Lord Jeezoos I'd rather change diapers on a tiger than EVER do it again."
    Now there is another gem worthy of a signature!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mozart View Post
    Personally, I think the moderate use of shock collars in training humans should be allowed.



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    What about "The horse world: two people, three opinions"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Grataan View Post
    And they were all wearing Disco Spurs
    Bahahahahahha!
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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