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  1. #1
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    Default Not sure I have the guts to make this my signature line... :D

    But it would be a good one, wouldn't it?

    "I have noticed that many who use text messages and email have forgotten the 'art' of capitalization. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
    Arrange whatever pieces come your way. - Virginia Woolf

    Did you know that if you say the word "GULLIBLE" really softly, it sounds like "ORANGES"?



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    LOL! Go ahead! I DARE you!
    "Oh, sure, you may be able to take down one smurf, but mark my words: You bonk one smurf, you better be ready for a blue wave."---Bucky Katt



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    you must NOT let someone else steal it on you.

    Claim it! Claim it quick.
    "Dressage" is just a fancy word for flatwork



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    What if Uncle Jack works on a stud farm?
    "Your best can be worn at any length"- Jason Mraz



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    I love it!!!


    Quote Originally Posted by JoZ View Post
    But it would be a good one, wouldn't it?

    "I have noticed that many who use text messages and email have forgotten the 'art' of capitalization. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."



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    What if Uncle Jack works on a stud farm?
    Careful, that might be a subject for a different thread



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    Default Bwaaaaahaaaahaaaaa!

    Thanks for the guffaw! And, trust me, the humor may not be lost on many, but the import will be!



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    LOL! Someone had sent that to me in an email, too true!!
    I want a signature but I have nothing original to say except: "STHU and RIDE!!!

    Wonderful COTHER's I've met: belleellis, stefffic, snkstacres and janedoe726.



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    Priceless, especially if you are over 40! I'm going to send it to a # of friends.
    Sue
    Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to keep the crazies from following you!



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    Wait a second here, were you at the party last month when Donny S. handed that to me on a napkin?!



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    awesome
    I think that sooo needs to be your sig line
    There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man.(Churchill)



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    Thats AWESOME! We're having a stressful evening and that just made everything a little bit better!



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    I'd do it but I suspect the mods are itching to ban me enough as it is.
    Thus do we growl that our big toes have, at this moment, been thrown up from below!



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    hahaha! I'm gonna put that on my facebook, I have way too many nieces and nephews that are no cap text freaks!



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    Shared it on FB!
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    You should do it!! Thats a great line.



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    That's even better than

    "Let's eat, Grandma!" vs "Let's eat Grandma!" Punctuation kills!
    "These are my principles. If you do not like them, I have others." --Groucho Marx



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    If you don't, I will!!! . . . Use it as my signature, that is.



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    Quote Originally Posted by BaroquePony View Post
    Careful, that might be a subject for a different thread
    I think we have had that discussion on a different, much more disturbing, thread. I still have to use brain bleach every now and again...
    According to the Mayan calendar, the world will not end this week. Please plan your life accordingly.



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    Quote Originally Posted by JoZ View Post
    But it would be a good one, wouldn't it?

    "I have noticed that many who use text messages and email have forgotten the 'art' of capitalization. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
    WHERE did you find that?
    "Relinquish your whip!!"



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