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  1. #1
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    Default Men on Horseback Chasing Women on Horseback for a Kiss

    Any CotH women want up for this? It's a tradition in Kazakhstan. Here's how it works:

    A woman sets off on a horse at a gallop. After a small delay, a group of men, also on horseback gallop after her. The aim of the game is to catch the girl and kiss her while both are still at full gallop. Any man that does not manage to catch and kiss the girl is then whipped by her all the way back to the starting line. The game has its origins in the nomadic traditions of raiding another party of nomads and stealing their women.

    Now wouldn't you like to whip some man that couldn't ride well enough to catch you for a kiss? I'll be looking forward to some challenges.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQzu--jIBWE
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    Hmmm. I though I heard her say something about "a tongue" ???

    Those crazy Kazakhstanians.



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    woo hoo, I'll play!
    But if any of my teeth get chipped, I'm going to do a lot worse than whip him...



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    Ok....DH has a halter horse that's 14.3 - my horse is an Appendix at 15.3 and he's not the tallest guy in the line-up. So at best I'll get the kiss on my boob, my horse will get one planted on her left cheek (tail, right cheek) or he'll kiss the ground. OTOH worst case, a trip to the ER because: 1) George Morris would use him as a poster boy on what not to do. 2) He would be "chipped & whipped". 3) He would just fall off. Divorce (he's pretty competitive).



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    Default Yes!

    But only if the guys are all eye candy Viggo and Ledger look alikes!



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    Looks like date night at the ammy circuit back home...on the race track!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mozart View Post
    Personally, I think the moderate use of shock collars in training humans should be allowed.



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    Quote Originally Posted by onelove View Post
    But only if the guys are all eye candy Viggo and Ledger look alikes!
    No, love, FULL gallop!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mozart View Post
    Personally, I think the moderate use of shock collars in training humans should be allowed.



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    Well, I've been trying to find a way to get a guy who is also interested in horses...so sure! I'm game! ....I think Laddie (the barrel Haffy) might be able to outrun some horses for at least a little while. But, instead of a whip, can I use my pool noodle? It's got more reach.
    Owned by a Paint/TB and an OTTB.
    RIP Scoutin' For Trouble ~ 2011 at 10
    RIP Tasha's Last Tango ~ 2010 at ~23
    RIP In Sha' Allah ~ 2009 too young at 5



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    Quote Originally Posted by onelove View Post
    But only if the guys are all eye candy Viggo and Ledger look alikes!
    Probably more like Borat.



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    Default Awwww come on!

    Don't ruin the fantasy of having one of them running after me on horseback to kiss me! Come on, how is interjecting Borat (blech- couldn't even stomach the movie for 5 minutes!) going to make me wanna do this? Ick....bad CoTHers very very bad CoTHers



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    Quote Originally Posted by onelove View Post
    Don't ruin the fantasy of having one of them running after me on horseback to kiss me! Come on, how is interjecting Borat (blech- couldn't even stomach the movie for 5 minutes!) going to make me wanna do this? Ick....bad CoTHers very very bad CoTHers
    Yes, Viggo could do it!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mozart View Post
    Personally, I think the moderate use of shock collars in training humans should be allowed.



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