Ages ago, I almost hit the guardrail on a bridge while I tried to read a bumper sticker. I had thought I read it wrong, but nope, at the next light I read "Want to feel something warm and vibrant between your legs? Ride a Quarter Horse"
Founder of the Dyslexic Clique. Dyslexics of the world - UNTIE!!
Non-horse related...there is an ad campaign going on right now and the slogan is "Kansas. As big as you think it is." The bumper sticker that appeared on many cars shortly after is:
"Kansas. As bigoted as you think it is." !
A woman's place is on the back of a horse. If you think differently, kiss my donkey.
A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead.