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    I saw this one today on the back of an older truck pulling a rather beat-up trailer:

    "If I didn't own a horse, this would be a Ferrari"

    What else have you seen?



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    I saw this one today on the back of an older truck pulling a rather beat-up trailer:

    "If I didn't own a horse, this would be a Ferrari"

    What else have you seen?



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    This is totally horse related because I have chickens and pigs on my HORSE farm.

    Bacon and Eggs, All in a days work for a chicken, a lifetime committment for a pig.



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    Disclaimer: the following is for im/mature audiences and may offend sensitive readers.

    I"m not kidding. I"ve actually seen a bumper sticker that reads:

    edited 'cause now that I'm thinking about it, probably belongs on the "worst bumper stickers" thread!

    Of course there's always the one my coach brought back from a hunting trip up north that read:

    "_______(insert state name), where men are men, and sheep are nervous". Cracks me up!



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    I think it's just supposed to freak people out by being so unexpected... It definately made an impact, but not necessarily a good one!



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    2 of my favorites are"

    "Ride a Draft, it makes your butt look smaller"

    and

    "Hell hath no fury like a chestnut thoroughbred mare"
    ~Drafties Clique~Sprite's Mom~ASB-loving eventer~
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    For the back of your trailer for drivers following too close:

    Sit on my tail and I'll sit on your hood

    I would add an "h" in there somewhere for emphasis. (In fact the last word of the sticker was "bonnet" because it was in the U.K.)
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    But all the finest horsemen out—the men to Beat the Band—
    You’ll find amongst the crowd that ride their races in the Stand



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    Ages ago, I almost hit the guardrail on a bridge while I tried to read a bumper sticker. I had thought I read it wrong, but nope, at the next light I read "Want to feel something warm and vibrant between your legs? Ride a Quarter Horse"
    Founder of the Dyslexic Clique. Dyslexics of the world - UNTIE!!

    Member: Incredible Invisbles



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    My all time favorite - though not horse related was " The Moral Majority is Neither"

    My favorite horse related one (that I had until I sold my car) was:
    "I was normal until I got my first horse!"
    "The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear" ~ Socrates



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    My Quarter Horse can beat up your 4th level dressage horse.
    Cowboy up.



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    I think at the Klimke symposium I got a bumper sticker that said something like:
    my other car is a horse
    or something equally so what.

    on my car now is:
    no one died when Clinton lied.
    A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame or money, but even practices it without any hope of doing it well.--G. K. Chesterton



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    "Driver carries no money- all spent on horse!"
    "The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated." - Gandhi

    -my gelding is a ho clique-



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    Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt
    See those flying monkeys? They work for me.



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    Horse-related:
    HORSEwork before HOUSEwork
    My horse doesn't listen when I yell, why would I whisper?

    Non-horse-related:
    Oh well, I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway.
    Arrange whatever pieces come your way. - Virginia Woolf

    Did you know that if you say the word "GULLIBLE" really softly, it sounds like "ORANGES"?



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    "No vehicle is complete without a few horse hairs"

    "A woman needs two things: The horse of her dreams and a jacka$$ to pay for it"

    "Just put me back on my horse!"

    "Silly boys, trucks are for girls"
    “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night



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    Seen on the back of a horse trailer (with the upper doors open)- "If you can read this, you are what you see!".
    And my fav- "Marriages are made in heaven...But so is thunder and lightening"!



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    IF you are gonna ride my bumper, you better put a saddle on it! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c...on_biggrin.gif
    And...Silly cowboy, trucks are for girls!
    "you can only ride the drama llama so hard before it decides to spit in your face." ?Caffeinated.



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    Cute one I saw

    "My horse bucked off your honor student"



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    Non-horse related...there is an ad campaign going on right now and the slogan is "Kansas. As big as you think it is." The bumper sticker that appeared on many cars shortly after is:
    "Kansas. As bigoted as you think it is." !

    Horse related
    A woman's place is on the back of a horse. If you think differently, kiss my donkey.
    A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead.



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    On the back of my Toyota,
    on the left side of the bumper

    When I grow up..........

    on the left side,

    I want to be a dually!!

    (My dually pulls my horse trailer)



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