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So I went out to see SRB and I was paying my usual homage with carrots and apples and ginger snaps, ( SRB informed me that if I didn't bring ginger snaps don't even bother to show up) he passed gas but instead of the usual methane a beautiful rainbow shot out of his posterior and butterflies flew
all around us.
I suddenly fell into a groovy kind of mood, and instead of yelling at the cluelessness I found myself smiling at everyone.
I wished the children at the barn a nice ride.
I patted all the sweet little doggies and gave them treats.
On the way home, I passed some cyclists and I smiled and waved at them.
So, all aboard the love train.
I love alla ya'll.
There is some insulin and syringes in the first aid kit for anyone going into a diabetic coma after reading this thread.
"I can't help but think good horsemanship has to
do with the mind." Maria Bertram, Mansfield Park by
“I'm here to tell you about drugs and alcohol and why they're bad, mkay? So, first of all, uh, smokin's bad. You shouldn't smoke. And, uh, alcohol is bad. You shouldn't drink alcohol. And, uh, as for drugs, well, drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. Okay, that about wraps up my introduction, now uh, are there any questions?”- Mr. Mackey
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right Violence doesn't end violence. It extends it. Break the cycle.
Heck, I'm thrilled when my horse passes gas, and I don't look to see if there are rainbows and butterflies either. If he passes gas, then I'm pretty sure he isn't going to have a gas colic episode which means I don't need to give him his drugs (Banamine) and call the vet. But I'll go buy some rainbow Skittles and see if they color the gas my horse passes.
Now me, I'd love to have a smoke - legal ones that is... Heck, it's been over 7 1/2 yrs since I've had one and I still LOVE the smell of someone lighting up!
I love my booze as well. Don't even think of taking away my glass of wine with dinner.
As for the little kiddies, DO NOT come to the barn, thank you. That's right in the boarding contract. Same with other people's dogs.
May the idiot bikers hit a patch of rough gravel and fall down! Not the sensible ones though.
AnastasiaBeaverhousen, you, my dear, may be turning over a new leaf, but I'm still the crusty old bird that I was before and I don't intend to change!
Back in my day, we didn't have as many warning labels because people weren't so dang stupid!