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  1. #1
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    Default Bumper sticker of the day

    Saw this on a truck at the grocery store yesterday:

    Horsework before Housework.
    I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care. ~ Dave Barry



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    My No. 1 favorite of all time: JESUS LOVES YOU, BUT THE REST OF US THINK YOU'RE AN A**HOLE.
    EDDIE WOULD GO



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    "If You Didn't Want to Get Stuck Behind Me, You Should Have Left Five Minutes Earlier."
    Please copy and paste this to your signature if you know someone, or have been affected by someone who needs a smack upside the head. Lets raise awareness.



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    "Pray for me, I drive the L.I.E."

    (Long Island Expressway)



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    LIFE IS SHORT, PARTY NAKED!
    Who needs wings when you've got a jumper?
    http://darkstr.webs.com



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    I still love the one that got my horse into an article in COTH in 2001 thanks to a COTH forum thread about 'What is your horse's bumper sticker?"


    "Work fascinates me, I can stand and watch it for hours."

    RIP Chocolate Centurion, you were quite a character.
    Sue
    Back in my day, we didn't have as many warning labels because people weren't so dang stupid!



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    Quote Originally Posted by VarsityHero4 View Post
    LIFE IS SHORT, PARTY NAKED!
    LOVE IT!



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    That one is great! It features a stick figure party man running with a lei around his waist.
    Who needs wings when you've got a jumper?
    http://darkstr.webs.com



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    Quote Originally Posted by Coreene View Post
    My No. 1 favorite of all time: JESUS LOVES YOU, BUT THE REST OF US THINK YOU'RE AN A**HOLE.

    THIS! ^^


    And I am too chicken to put it on my van.

    I only have the one 'hey, your Village called, they are missing an idiot'
    Quote Originally Posted by Mozart View Post
    Personally, I think the moderate use of shock collars in training humans should be allowed.



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    I had "Diamonds Are Cheaper" on my horse trailer.

    And not a bumper sticker, but a magnet my husband gave me: "A Clean House is a Sign of a Misspent Life". I love that, because I hate housework!



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    One seen around here, where I think some take it literally:

    "Read the Bible, it will scare the h---out of you".



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    The license plate holder on my trailer says 'Thoroughbreds get there first'

    All the members of a local off-road club have a bumper sticker that is upside down and says 'If you can read this, turn me over'.
    "All top hat and no canter". *Graureiter*



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluey View Post
    One seen around here, where I think some take it literally:

    "Read the Bible, it will scare the h---out of you".

    lol, yeah, often spotted next to the 'in case of rapture this car will be driverless'

    wishful thinking...
    Quote Originally Posted by Mozart View Post
    Personally, I think the moderate use of shock collars in training humans should be allowed.



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    I have several on my car...

    Proud owner of a very pretty but completely useless horse!

    Hell hath no fury like a chestnut Thoroughbred mare!

    My horse ate my paycheck!


    So, so true....



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    "Don't get so close! I'm not that kind of car..."

    Saw it at a red light and took extra care to not tailgate.
    the "I'm In My 20's and Hope to Be a Good Rider Someday" clique



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    A couple of common ones around here are:
    "Drillers do it in the mud"
    "Piss off a Liberal, Buy a gun"

    Probably the best one I ever saw: "Want to feel something warm and vibrant between your legs? Ride a Quarter Horse"
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    I like the one:

    "Piss off a Liberal, buy a gun!"

    Good one.
    Sue
    Back in my day, we didn't have as many warning labels because people weren't so dang stupid!



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    In the same genre:

    Piss Off A Liberal
    Be Happy
    “There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt.”
    John Adams



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    I saw one that said

    'I have good brakes. Do you have good insurance?'

    Made me laugh.
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    My fav:

    Definition of a Liberal: A person so open-minded their brain fell out.



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