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  1. #1
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    Default eww! your dog rolled in horse poop!!

    I'm not petting your dog anymore!! said my recent houseguest


    well, you done been petting her and she's been rolling in worse than that before you got here!

    city folk.



  2. #2
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    Eww. You stepped on a cigarette butt on the sidewalk. I don't want you walking on my carpet. Yeah right. People have no clue.



  3. #3
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    My dog just washed her twott and now she wants to wash my face....So Not Happening!!!! And no telling where else that mouth has been.....



  4. #4
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    Wonderful!

    One of my favorites: How do you get your lawn so nice?

    Mostly, it's due to the horse manure we spread.

    The what?

    The horse manure.

    Is on the lawn?

    Yup.

    KIIIDDDSS! Get back in the house NOW!!! There's POOP all over that grass!!!!!!
    Equinox Equine Massage

    In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was in me invincible summer.
    -Albert Camus



  5. #5
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    Could be worse -- could be your horse rolled in dog poop.

    Been there.



  6. #6
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    Nah...sheep $hi* is the worst. Particularly on a well groomed Cocker Spaniel. Gets stuck in the ears, and smells...nasty...from a fair distance away.

    Goose $hi# would be next on the list. Yuck!
    When someone shows you who they are, BELIEVE them- Maya Angelou
    www.americansaddlebredsporthorse.net
    http://www.asbsporthorse.blogspot.com/



  7. #7
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    Our dog likes coyote crap the best. You talk about naaaaasstteee! Yes, we have coyotes in suburbia...on the 20+ acres next to our street. I'm pretty sure that's what it was, because it was the size of dog poop, but smelled way different.



  8. #8
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    Jan. 6, 2003
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    CT
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    Default Somebody here's got a 'signature' that goes something like...

    My horse is RANK.

    'Oh yes. I noticed they all smell that way.'



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