Thank you. I just vommited. And the idea of wearing elephant skin is just as revulting. Now cow, mmmmm, and I do love my leather. But I don't think I have ever seen a pair of cowboy boots that are made out of cow's hooves and legs. Ugh.
Sooo, can you wear them after Labor Day?
They are white...but the hooves aren't.
Probably someone just screwing around with cadaver feet.
Kinda funny actually...as long as nobody actually wears them.
I could imagine some fashion idjit making a model do the catwalk in those though.
And if she stumbles you can always run up with a rasp and roll her toes for her.
You jump in the saddle,
Hold onto the bridle!
Jump in the line!
I read the post thinking you were being dramatic. I expected something tacky like zebra print bell boots or something. OMG, this is FOUL! I hope it's a joke. I bet my dogs would love to chew those. (ewww)