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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jul. 26, 2007

    Default Stinky jacket

    Well, so, for the last few months, when I thought my car smelled like mare pee mixed with poop mud, I blamed it on my boots in the back of my car, or the grubby turn-out blanket that either was or had just been in my car, etc.

    But. I realized today that it is not my boots or my turnout blankets. It is my number one go-to pretty blue down jacket, that I wear everywhere: my kids' school and daycare, the supermarket, town hall, people's houses, and the barn (because it's so comfy and it slides nicely over however many layers of riding clothes). It reeks of ancient layers of mare pee, dust, fermenting grain, and poop-mud. Accordingly, I must apologize to the known universe. Sorry about my coat, folks. I guess I am the last to know. :-)

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Nov. 2, 2001
    In Jingle Town


    Doesn't everybody have a jacket like that?

    I think the kids would have been most offended by reeking mom, so take them out for icecream!

    Then again, the act of breathing can put us askew with our offspring...
    Quote Originally Posted by Bristol Bay View Post
    Try setting your broomstick to fly at a lower altitude.
    GNU Terry Prachett

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