Beasmom, I think what he is saying is the neuticle is *ahem* a bit of a hard nut to sit on.
No, OP, the only guy I knew who'd had a motorcycle accident and came out a little short did it before such things as neuticles were available.
Eh, there's nothing attractive to me about testicles so I could not care less if a guy only had one. Not.one.bit. I would prefer a better rider over 2 testicles any day. I've actually known quite a few guys with only one testicle and they were totally fine in the lady dept.