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  1. #1
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    Default Testicle Implant

    Anyone else have one? Any trouble sitting the trot? Ever feel like having it removed?



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    You're supposed to get them in pairs. If you only got one, you're likely unbalanced and that will cause all sorts of problems!



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    I'm not a freakin gelding! I only proud cut myself in a horrible and freakish accident. Didn't know if the ladies cared about having two swingers, or would be ok with only 1/2 a basket of eggs.



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    No one? Really? Don't even know a friend of a friend who had one? I have to get back to work for a bit, but hope to see some opinions later.

    I'll even share the accident details.



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    um, you wouldn't be the same person I posted about yesterday, would you? http://www.chronofhorse.com/forum/sh...d.php?t=244734

    Just checkin'...
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    No experience with your issue. BUT I do love a gory accident story.

    Oh, and the half basket thing shouldn't bother any woman, at least not the kind that is a keeper.



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    Quote Originally Posted by KSAQHA View Post
    um, you wouldn't be the same person I posted about yesterday, would you? http://www.chronofhorse.com/forum/sh...d.php?t=244734

    Just checkin'...


    Does that mean, we might get pictures?!



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    I know a guy that only has 1/2 a set. I haven't seen them personally but he is quite the whore around town. Ladies seem to LIKE him a LOT. Even has a kid and got another pregnant (she lost it).
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    I have a friend that was born with only one. I'm not sure I would have noticed if he hadn't told me. Didn't affect performance, so who cares!



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    Definitely consider having a neuticle implanted for balance and aeshetics.



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    Beasmom, I think what he is saying is the neuticle is *ahem* a bit of a hard nut to sit on.
    No, OP, the only guy I knew who'd had a motorcycle accident and came out a little short did it before such things as neuticles were available.
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    Eh, there's nothing attractive to me about testicles so I could not care less if a guy only had one. Not.one.bit. I would prefer a better rider over 2 testicles any day. I've actually known quite a few guys with only one testicle and they were totally fine in the lady dept.



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    Quote Originally Posted by jherold View Post
    I have a friend that was born with only one. I'm not sure I would have noticed if he hadn't told me. Didn't affect performance, so who cares!
    Hey I used to live up by Chesterton! Lake Station (yuck, embarrassed to admit that ) and portage



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    Hey OP.

    Why don't you join our man auction on the Sex, Drugs and Booze thread? You'll see that our standards for inclusion are very, very high.

    And the Hunk doesn't have any eggs at all.

    As for your original question, I guess I'm wondering why you want to do it in the first place. If it's for the ladies, I'll bet 99% don't care.



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    Having only one certainly doesn't seem to hurt Lance Armstrong, on or off the bike.



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    I think the ladies will just be happy that your neutical doesn't "deliver the goods"
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    See if wearing an athletic supporter helps out.



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    Why not ask the surgeon to put them somewhere else, such as on your lower back or on your chest so they won't bother you when riding.

    Hope this helps.



  19. #19
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    My husband only has one testicle and has never had any problems and I would not consider letting him get a fake one. I love him just as he is.



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