[Anne FS]

BTW, Portia, OT but I always meant to ask: did you name your horse Portia before or after you decided to be a lawyer? http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c...on_biggrin.gif

[Merry]

So... Where does this leave West Virginia? http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c...n_confused.gif

[Pocket Pony]

I've been waiting a long time to read Willem's explanation; of course he doesn't disappoint!

LeDuc, it is always a good idea to mind your Ps and Qs near the mares. Is there a stallion in your barn who you could learn from also? I'd hate to see you get hurt trying to make whoopee with the schatzis.

"Both rider and horse must enjoy the work. This is the essence of success" - Reiner Klimke

[Instant Karma]

Do you two realize you are missing some vital machinery to go about making foals?

Erin and Instant Karma
"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what IS that thing?!"
~Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
http://hometown.aol.com/ws6transamgirl/index.html

[Willem]

I don't nott to want to haff no more babies und zo I beed gelded thirteen years a-go. This it be fine pour moi, I beed getting crazy von all die mares wot they haff wanted to marry me.

Now I haff girlfriends in stead.

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I haff sayed this be fore, I be ein German horse und this it be straight from mein mouth.

[Le Duc]

Herr Papa Willem Daddy ... Aunti Portia and Oncle Woody

I sneaked a toplap for a moment. I can't talk to you as I am in the Paszture and I am supposed to be feasting on green grass (I had some very tasty onion grass on a few days ago andandandand I was SICK with FARTS!) They took the little pony away yesterday. They told me she couldn't play because her seasoning was wrong. I didn't understand.

All I can say is PAAHR-TEE, PAAHR-TEE, PAAHR-TEE.

Le Duc de Willem
(but you can call me Duc-ster)

[Arielle]

Hey Duc-ster, did the pony give you the sign, did she raise her flag for you?

Happy b-day...did you get some Karroten cake?

I be en SWB filly und I be looken for en boy friend

[starlite]

wait, you guys post as your horses? ok, i get it, i suppose, though it's kind of hard to read... http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c...n_rolleyes.gif i think someone has a bit too much time on their hands, IMO!

[OneonOne]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by starlite:
wait, you guys post as your horses? ok, i get it, i suppose, though it's kind of hard to read... http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c...n_rolleyes.gif i think someone has a bit too much time on their hands, IMO!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ah yes, but I also have too much time on my hands (see my male horse nipple thread for proof), and they provide entertainment to fill my extra minutes! Willem is very wise!

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** Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. **

[Windsor]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by starlite:
wait, you guys post as your horses? ok, i get it, i suppose, though it's kind of hard to read... http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c...n_rolleyes.gif i think someone has a bit too much time on their hands, IMO![/QUOTE

If you're reading it all, you must have a little extra time on your hands as well. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c...icon_smile.gif

[doubletake]

ROTFLMAO!! that was FANTASTIC, Willem! http://chronicleforums.com/images/cu...milies/lol.gif http://chronicleforums.com/images/cu...milies/lol.gif http://chronicleforums.com/images/cu...milies/lol.gif

[starlite]

good one, windsor http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c.../icon_wink.gif http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c...n_rolleyes.gif

[Sleepy]

Ah, Willem. Ever wise, as usual. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c...icon_smile.gif

Although I am going to have to stop reading these posts while I'm eating. It's way too messy and I'm tired of cleaning the computer screen. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c...on_biggrin.gif

''Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.''
- Pablo Picasso

[Windsor]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by starlite:
good one, windsor http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c.../icon_wink.gif http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c...n_rolleyes.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c...on_biggrin.gif

I don't think too many, ahem, horses post here--mostly Willem and his friends. Because he is "ein German horse" Willem posts with a German "accent" that can make his posts a little difficult to read. If you do a search for some of his old posts, though, many of them are REALLY funny--consequently Willem has quite the fan club here.

[lauriep]

And, because he is multi-lingual, bits and pieces of Spanish, Dutch and ? are sprinkled in with the "German".

Laurie

[This message was edited by lauriep on Apr. 17, 2003 at 04:56 PM.]

[Coreene]

For those who do not know Willem:

[Willem]

I don't nott to haff no time. I haff promised this to Le Duc mannie months a-go. Und wenn I promise some thing, I do it.

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I haff sayed this be fore, I be ein German horse und this it be straight from mein mouth.

[hoopoe]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> So... Where does this leave West Virginia? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Perhaps for those who don't like cowboys?

A place for everything and everything in its place.

silliness

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-- * &gt; hoopoe
The ancient Greeks did not write obituaries. They only wanted to know if you had a passion.

[Le Duc]

HULLO EVERYBODY ...

Well, I stole Mr. Soldier's toplap and so I am writing to everyone now.

I am also feeling better after the huge party that was at the barn on Friday night. Yes, there was loud kareoke and lots of boogie-ing down (that's what my new best friend Ms. Grey Mare said to me. She is very handsome and veryveryvery wise.) and someone showed up in surfer clothes and WE ALL THOUGH WILLEM HAD FLOWN IN FROM THE WEST COAST. We cheered when he walked through the barn door. He was wearing dark glasses so we were not sure it was WIllem.

WAS THAT YOU, Herr Papa Willem Daddy? Did you see me with my party hat? Do you think I'm going to WOW all the fillies andandand have GROUPIES like you too!?

My dummy Mom came by too. But we just pretended she wasn't there. My Dr. Tim with the soft hands did not come to my party. Oh well. I did not miss him because my dummy Mom was there ... hahaha.

AUNTI PORTIA!!!! I GREWED!!! I am now 15.2 hands high. ANDANDANDAND I am going to be bigger as I am just a little guy. HAHAHA.

(Hello arielle. I think the pony DID give me the right sign as she put her hiney to my face. But she had her black blanket on so I couldn't see her waving at me with her tail. Mr. Soldier was there as a chaperone, so everyhting was okay.)

I am now going to go play leapsandbucks ... who wants to come play ... ???

Le Duc de Willem
(but you can call me Duc-ster)

[Awkremmit!]

I grew up with Walt Disney. Willem answered me once, and I felt like Bambi was still there for me!

(Everybody always said "At least she has a good imagination and seems happy".)

[This message was edited by Awkremmit! on Apr. 19, 2003 at 09:49 PM.]