I've been waiting a long time to read Willem's explanation; of course he doesn't disappoint!
LeDuc, it is always a good idea to mind your Ps and Qs near the mares. Is there a stallion in your barn who you could learn from also? I'd hate to see you get hurt trying to make whoopee with the schatzis.
"Both rider and horse must enjoy the work. This is the essence of success" - Reiner Klimke
Do you two realize you are missing some vital machinery to go about making foals?
Erin and Instant Karma
"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what IS that thing?!"
~Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey http://hometown.aol.com/ws6transamgirl/index.html
Instant Karma "Sunny", ShineDown "Liam"
"You can't control the wind, but you can adjust the sails."
Herr Papa Willem Daddy ... Aunti Portia and Oncle Woody
I sneaked a toplap for a moment. I can't talk to you as I am in the Paszture and I am supposed to be feasting on green grass (I had some very tasty onion grass on a few days ago andandandand I was SICK with FARTS!) They took the little pony away yesterday. They told me she couldn't play because her seasoning was wrong. I didn't understand.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by starlite:
wait, you guys post as your horses? ok, i get it, i suppose, though it's kind of hard to read... http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c...n_rolleyes.gif i think someone has a bit too much time on their hands, IMO!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ah yes, but I also have too much time on my hands (see my male horse nipple thread for proof), and they provide entertainment to fill my extra minutes! Willem is very wise!
** Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. **
I don't think too many, ahem, horses post here--mostly Willem and his friends. Because he is "ein German horse" Willem posts with a German "accent" that can make his posts a little difficult to read. If you do a search for some of his old posts, though, many of them are REALLY funny--consequently Willem has quite the fan club here.
Well, I stole Mr. Soldier's toplap and so I am writing to everyone now.
I am also feeling better after the huge party that was at the barn on Friday night. Yes, there was loud kareoke and lots of boogie-ing down (that's what my new best friend Ms. Grey Mare said to me. She is very handsome and veryveryvery wise.) and someone showed up in surfer clothes and WE ALL THOUGH WILLEM HAD FLOWN IN FROM THE WEST COAST. We cheered when he walked through the barn door. He was wearing dark glasses so we were not sure it was WIllem.
WAS THAT YOU, Herr Papa Willem Daddy? Did you see me with my party hat? Do you think I'm going to WOW all the fillies andandand have GROUPIES like you too!?
My dummy Mom came by too. But we just pretended she wasn't there. My Dr. Tim with the soft hands did not come to my party. Oh well. I did not miss him because my dummy Mom was there ... hahaha.
AUNTI PORTIA!!!! I GREWED!!! I am now 15.2 hands high. ANDANDANDAND I am going to be bigger as I am just a little guy. HAHAHA.
(Hello arielle. I think the pony DID give me the right sign as she put her hiney to my face. But she had her black blanket on so I couldn't see her waving at me with her tail. Mr. Soldier was there as a chaperone, so everyhting was okay.)
I am now going to go play leapsandbucks ... who wants to come play ... ???