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May. 22, 2003, 06:20 AM
#21
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May. 22, 2003, 06:30 AM
#22
Proud Member of the Opinionated Redhead Club! RIP my dear Avery ~3/21/1995-9/21/2011~
Extreme Cat!!! 2006 OTTB
Magic Cat - Final Demand
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May. 22, 2003, 06:37 AM
#23
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by good booie:
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down girl
Love my Quarter Horse!
GA Clique!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
And this is me in a good mood http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c...on_biggrin.gif
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May. 22, 2003, 06:43 AM
#24
Maybe we can get Avery to talk?? Since he is a QH he can speak Redneck.
Love my Quarter Horse!
GA Clique!!!
[This message was edited by good booie on May. 22, 2003 at 11:18 AM.]
Proud Member of the Opinionated Redhead Club! RIP my dear Avery ~3/21/1995-9/21/2011~
Extreme Cat!!! 2006 OTTB
Magic Cat - Final Demand
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May. 22, 2003, 06:45 AM
#25
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by good booie:
Maybe we can Avery to talk?? Since he is a QH he can speak Redneck.
Love my Quarter Horse!
GA Clique!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Doesn't that have to be channeled through your communicator? Can we syndicate that? Dude we could take Avery to NASCAR events and have him do color commentary. How much would your communicator charge us for that?? http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c.../icon_wink.gif
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May. 22, 2003, 06:51 AM
#26
Wait, I'm talking to my communicator right now and she says....You're a real bit**.
Anywho, Big S can't do NASCAR being his mom is a diehard F1 girl.
Love my Quarter Horse!
GA Clique!!!
Proud Member of the Opinionated Redhead Club! RIP my dear Avery ~3/21/1995-9/21/2011~
Extreme Cat!!! 2006 OTTB
Magic Cat - Final Demand
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May. 22, 2003, 06:53 AM
#27
Okay so Big S can go with Mom to F1 and with Aunt CGR to NASCAR http://chronicleforums.com/images/cu...milies/lol.gif
This is the first time I agree with your communicator!!! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c.../icon_wink.gif
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May. 22, 2003, 07:07 AM
#28
Excuse me, did I miss something here?
Clemson, did I misunderstand, or are you commenting that you think this thread is less than thrilling?
I just want to make sure I got this right.
The adventure has begun...
KT
"For God hates utterly
The bray of bragging tongues."
Sophocles, Antigone Spoken by the Leader of the Chorus of Theban Elders
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May. 22, 2003, 07:41 AM
#29
Go ahead KT - tell me that I should stay off threads that I don't like. You know you want too!!!! Do it, do it!!
Actually I was enjoying an inside joke with a friend of mine as well. But thats not allowed either - is that why you PT'ed Coreene?? http://chronicleforums.com/images/cu...milies/lol.gif
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May. 22, 2003, 07:46 AM
#30
Let's grow up, children...
Why do you feel it necessary to make trouble on a thread others are obviously enjoying?
Laurie
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May. 22, 2003, 07:49 AM
#31
Because it's amusing! I might give it up if people stopped reacting!! LOL
But how come you all can be silly with a talking horse but I can't be silly in response! I'm not throwing out insults or calling anyone names - I'm simply implying things!!
Erin I'm awaiting an e-mail from you . . . http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c.../icon_wink.gif
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May. 22, 2003, 07:53 AM
#32
You're right, lauriep, absolutely.
I'm yielding to other people's infinitely greater wisdom. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c.../icon_wink.gif
The adventure has begun...
KT
"For God hates utterly
The bray of bragging tongues."
Sophocles, Antigone Spoken by the Leader of the Chorus of Theban Elders
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May. 22, 2003, 08:07 AM
#33
Mein selve I don't nott to watch no NASCAR, aber I haff ALL WAYS wanted to learn to sprechen Redneck.
KT, don't nott to worrie. Some peoples wot they don't nott to like me und, ja, halLO like I giff ein hooter. Mein selve I be laffink all der way to die bank.
Aber now I want to learn to sprechen Redneck.
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I haff sayed this be fore, I be ein German horse und this it be straight from mein mouth.
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I haff sayed this be fore, I be ein German horse und this it be straight from mein mouth.
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May. 22, 2003, 08:16 AM
#34
Willem, have you ever considered going on tour? We don't get to see any celebraties here in Vermont. http://chronicleforums.com/images/cu...ilies/sigh.gif I want to be part of the "met Willem clique!"
Vermont - where winter riders are real riders.
Vermont - where winter riders are real riders.
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May. 22, 2003, 08:18 AM
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Oh Willem ...
You're such a diplomat! You should work for the State Department where I'm sure you could work miracles ... even on your way to the bank.
And I'm very glad you could "giff ein hooter." You always make me laff ...
The adventure has begun...
KT
"For God hates utterly
The bray of bragging tongues."
Sophocles, Antigone Spoken by the Leader of the Chorus of Theban Elders
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May. 22, 2003, 08:25 AM
#36
I am soooo embious, I wishes I could meet mien boyfriend in persons. I asked mein Modder to buy me a ticket on de bus so I could go to Californica und meet him aber she says de don't let horsjis ride de bus.
I tink it be bery sad some peoples de hab no imaginations. Dis it means de be growin up into bitter old hags http://chronicleforums.com/images/cu...ilies/sigh.gif
I be en SWB filly und I be looken for en boy friend
I be en SWB filly und I be looken for en boy friend
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May. 22, 2003, 08:32 AM
#37
Like CGR said in a previous post, no accusations where made and there was no name calling. Just a little OT conversation on this thread between two friends. THAT'S IT!!! So Arielle, don't start any name calling now.
Just try and get over it and continue on with the topic at hand. Willem....
sheesh http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c...n_rolleyes.gif
Love my Quarter Horse!
GA Clique!!!
Proud Member of the Opinionated Redhead Club! RIP my dear Avery ~3/21/1995-9/21/2011~
Extreme Cat!!! 2006 OTTB
Magic Cat - Final Demand
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May. 22, 2003, 08:33 AM
#38
Redneck 101
Learn To Speak Redneck
1. The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving = Not overly intelligent.
2. As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party (self-explanatory).
3. Tighter than bark on a tree = Not very generous.
4. Big hat, no cattle = All talk and no action.
5. We've howdied but we ain't shook yet = We've made a brief acquaintance, but not been formally introduced.
6. He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow = He has a pretty high opinion of himself.
7. She's got tongue enough for ten rows of teeth = That woman can talk.
8. It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs = We really could use a little rain around here.
9. Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly = Appearances can be deceptive.
10. This ain't my first rodeo = I've been around awhile.
11. He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch = Not the most handsome of men.
12. They ate supper before they said grace = Living in sin.
13. Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope = Stop arguing and do as you're told.
14. As full of wind as a corn-eating horse = prone to boasting.
15. You can put your boots in the oven, but that doesn't make them biscuits = You can say whatever you want about something, but that doesn't change what it is.
taken from http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_may2001/Redneck_101.htm
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May. 22, 2003, 08:42 AM
#39
More Redneck-speak for Willem...
Slicker than snot on a porcelain doorknob (it is very slippery)
It's rainin' like a cow p#ssin' on a flat rock (it is raining heavily)
source: my former boss
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May. 22, 2003, 08:48 AM
#40
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Big hat, no cattle = All talk and no action. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Randi Newman did a song with this language in it... and I always wondered where it came from. Now I know... it's redneckspeak.
Willem ... can you say this stuff with your (sorry, yore) German accent?
The adventure has begun...
KT
"For God hates utterly
The bray of bragging tongues."
Sophocles, Antigone Spoken by the Leader of the Chorus of Theban Elders
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