Dear Willem: PLEASE will you choreograph my routine for me?? We have this new thing in carriage driving called "Freestyle Reinsmanship" which is a 2-minute driven kur. My human (I love her, BUT...) keeps threatening me that she's going to use Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music" if I don't stop falling in on the corners... Please could you tell her that for a grand old TB like myself, This Truly Cannot BEEEEE? And suggest some alternates?
Thank you very much, O All-Knowing One!
"It's a thin line between a smart TB and a smart-@$$ TB."
"The standard you walk by is the standard you accept."--Lt. Gen. David Morrison, Austalian Army Chief