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    Default Speaking of Tiger.......

    Does anone else think that the window bashing happened BEFORE the hydrant/ tree bashing?
    "You can't really debate with someone who has a prescient invisible friend"
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    I think her aim's off either way. Golf clubs are meant to hit balls.
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    Ooouchhh Cool Meadows. Yes, my first thought was it was the window was hit first. I never even understood the other interpretation.



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    News Headline they didn't print: Tiger caught chasing his tail.

    My all time favorite (true life, NY Post) headline "Headless body found in topless bar".



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    Quote Originally Posted by CoolMeadows View Post
    I think her aim's off either way. Golf clubs are meant to hit balls.
    Oh so true!



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    Love it CM!!!! Meant to hit balls
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    I wonder if it was one of his favorite clubs?
    Delicious strawberry flavored death!



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    My favorite line was that he changed his name from Tiger to Cheetah. 'Nuff said.



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    Hate to say it, but Ellin chasing the Escapade with a golf club would make good stick art, but not HR.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxtrot's View Post
    Hate to say it, but Ellin chasing the Escapade with a golf club would make good stick art, but not HR.
    Why did I start hysterically laughing at the thought of the Gary Larson cartoon (down the page) http://www.artistsuk.co.uk/acatalog/...D_POSTERS.html
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    I'm thinkin the window bashing may have been the cause of the other lol.
    Michael: Seems the people who burned me want me for a job.
    Sam: A job? Does it pay?
    Michael: Nah, it's more of a "we'll kill you if you don't do it" type of thing.
    Sam: Oh. I've never liked those.



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    Apparently at the time of the accident he was taking Vicoden or something similar and Ambien, plus had been drinking all day, which is why the neighbor said Tiger was snoring on the sidewalk after the accident.

    At work we call him the "Man Whore"-and apparently the tramp count is up to 16-including two porn stars and a former stripper and 'escort'. And judging from news reports he thinks using condoms is for wimps. I just hope the timing of the breakup didn't result from a bad medical report for the soon-to-be exwife. I feel so sorry for the children. And I think what Jasper Parnivik (or however you spell it-sorry Jasper) about apologizing to Elin for introducing them, and saying she should use a driver next time was hysterical.
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    Living here in FL we might end up hearing more "news" than others, I dunno. Yes, she did smash out both back windows before the accident as no glass was found at the accident scene. Both back windows completely tosses the she was trying to help him out of the front seat story.
    "Sometimes you just have to shut up and color."



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    I promised myself I was never going to look, read or watch anything more about him (or her for that matter). I'm not outraged for her for some reason. But I still think "working" at a job/sport since you were three is going to mess with something. Think child movie stars.



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    CM hit the nail on the head much unlike Elin...girl needs better aim..
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    What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?


    They both get clubbed by Norwegians!
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    jetsmom -


    In a way I agree with Chall. I feel sorry for both of them. I don't think he had much of a childhood and his dad was probably very controlling. I wonder when the cheating started. Did he go nuts after his dad passed and he felt free?

    Poor Elin and the children really are to be pitied. Yes, they will always have plenty of material goods but jeez what will all this media coverage do to those kids in a few years when they google dear old dad?



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    Santa said, "Ho ho ho."
    Tiger said, "Where where where?"



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    Quote Originally Posted by lcw579 View Post
    I wonder when the cheating started. Did he go nuts after his dad passed and he felt free?
    News reports said he was with one of his "friends" the day his father passed away, so it seems his behavior started before that event.

    I'm sorry for the wife and kids, especially with all the media coverage. At least she will be able to afford to go somewhere private to raise her kids, if she so chooses. She won't need to marry an Aristotle Onassis type to protect her children.



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    Well I heard that the reason he hit the fire hydrant AND the tree was because he couldn't decide between an iron or a wood.
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