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  1. #1
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    Default Today's sweet carol

    Forgive me for using Jimmy's Balls again...but it's that time of year where you see balls in lots of songs...you know...like ornaments...

    Sung to Silver Bells

    Country hay fields, busy barn help
    Dressed in cold weather style
    In the air
    There's the smelling of fresh treats
    Horses whinny
    Ponies bucking
    Eating apple after apple
    And in every arena you'll hear

    Jimmy’s Balls, Jimmy’s Balls
    It's Christmas time in the country
    Neigh along, eat the Peeps
    Soon it will be Christmas day

    Gifts from CHRON elfs
    wrapped in paper
    Smell of sugar and spice
    As the riders rush out
    to the stables
    Hear the treat crunch
    Taste the sweet stuff
    This is CHRON elf’s big scene
    And above all the snorting
    You'll hear

    Jimmy’s Balls, Jimmy’s Balls
    It's Christmas time in the country
    Neigh along, eat the Peeps
    Soon it will be Christmas day



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    Forgive you??? I think he should be hiring you or at least showering you with some of his Balls.

    .....I've rephrased it a couple of times and it just can't be made to sound 'proper' so....
    Sometimes I just think funny things - Dudley Moore in Arthur
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpecialEffects View Post
    Forgive you??? I think he should be hiring you or at least showering you with some of his Balls.

    .....I've rephrased it a couple of times and it just can't be made to sound 'proper' so....
    Oh. My. Goodness.



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    No!! He should hire ME!!!
    Special Horses - equine volunteer to assist equines in need!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted the Peep 'Ho View Post
    No!! He should hire ME!!!
    Ted, it's really bad business practice to hire someone who will eat the profits.
    http://www.tbhsa.com/index.html

    Originally Posted by JSwan
    I love feral children. They taste like chicken.



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    Well, he IS going to be a lawyer...so that fits...LOL!!!
    www.specialhorses.org
    a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues




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    Quote Originally Posted by DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho" View Post
    Well, he IS going to be a lawyer...so that fits...LOL!!!


    That's priceless! During my meeting with some fancy schmancy lawyers tomorrow, I know I'm going to just burst out laughing!
    Sometimes I just think funny things - Dudley Moore in Arthur
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    Especially if they start to lick their...


    ...nevermind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho" View Post
    Especially if they start to lick their...


    ...nevermind.
    OK. Lesson learned.

    NEVER read your posts at work.
    http://www.tbhsa.com/index.html

    Originally Posted by JSwan
    I love feral children. They taste like chicken.



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