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  1. #1

    Wink Posting For The Giant Elf

    Since the stupid IE thing is blocking the sign in box, Santa's Giant Elf can't log in. So I'm posting today's song.

    Sung to: Santa Baby
    COTH Elf baby, slip a carrot under the tree, for me
    I've been an awful good horse
    COTH Elf, and hurry to the stable tonight

    COTH Elf baby, an out-of-box Stud Muffin too, brand new
    I'll wait up for you dear
    COTH Elf baby, and hurry to the stable tonight

    Think of all the fun I've missed
    Think of all the ponies that I haven't kicked
    Next year I could be just as good
    If you'd check off my Christmas list
    Boo doo bee doo

    COTH Elf honey, I wanna Peep and really that's
    Not a lot
    I've been an angel all year
    COTH Elf baby,
    and hurry to the stable tonight

    COTH Elf cutie,
    there's one thing I really do need, the feed
    in the Stable Snax blend
    COTH Elf cutie,
    and hurry to the stable tonight

    COTH Elf baby, and fill my stocking with a Likit, and Flaxsnacks
    Mail this stuff that’s so fine
    COTH Elf baby,
    and hurry to the stable tonight

    Come and fill my green feed tub
    With some yummy stuff bought on SmartPak’s Site
    I really do believe in you
    Let's see if you believe in me
    Boo doo bee doo

    COTH Elf baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a mint
    I don't mean from the fed
    COTH Elf baby, and hurry to the stable tonight

    Hurry to the stable tonight
    Hurry to the stable tonight
    http://www.tbhsa.com/index.html

    Originally Posted by JSwan
    I love feral children. They taste like chicken.



  2. #2
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    It's like it was WRITTEN for me!! This is perfect..I will whinny it tonight when my mom comes!
    Special Horses - equine volunteer to assist equines in need!
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    Ted, have you really been that good?
    http://www.tbhsa.com/index.html

    Originally Posted by JSwan
    I love feral children. They taste like chicken.



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    Well, he has done VERY well in school. Sometimes he does have "pony-tude" but then, he lives with a pony!
    www.specialhorses.org
    a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues




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    WHAT are you babbling about? I have been PERFECT. As good as gold. BETTER than gold. About 18 pounds of stud muffin bran mash better than gold. Just sayin'.
    Special Horses - equine volunteer to assist equines in need!
    www.specialhorses.org



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