I thought it might provide a quick smile, (perhaps with a shake of the head at the multiple 9-1-1 calls apparently generated).
If you prefer a sad commentary on the widening disconnection between Americans and the realities of nature, read the comments. (There is a slightly shiny spot on my desk where I sometimes feel the need to beat my head...)
I thought you meant something like the actual Wintec saddle i saw on one of the kiddie ridesat a local Wal-Mart. REAL saddle, with billets and stirrup bars and everything, with the WINTEC prominently displayed, bolted onto a plastic purple warthog, or some such beast.