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    Quote Originally Posted by maudie View Post
    you forgot a few:

    George Morris doesn't sleep. He waits

    George Morris doesn't get wet. Water gets George Morris

    I honestly think George Morris and Chuck Norris are the same person. I know if I had to fight one, I'd take Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks to the face over George Morris's scathing criticism
    Hmm... you may be on to something there. Morris...Norris.... they do sound uncannily similar.



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    He is the interesting man in the equestrian world...


    and he probably knows about this thread by now. And is laughing about it.



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    Well now that we have had a few good laughs...I have to confess where I got this idea of "George Morris - The Most Interesting Man in the Equestrian World."

    I was driving to work on Thursday and heard the beer commercial for Dos Equis (an import beer) about "the most interesting man in the world" and burst out laughing. Then I thought to myself..who is a "over the top" ego maniac (sorry George!) who might be a real life most interesting man?

    In spite of the fact that I left the horse show world over 20 years ago (yes, I know...I need to stop visiting this Forum and get a life!) I could not resist putting together a beer commercial in honor of none other than The Great George Morris. George really is beer commercial material! And the only place I could display my warped sense of humor was here at this forum.

    In the 1980s I can still remmeber going to The Indoors (back when there was a National Horse Show at Madison Square Garden) with my buddies and all we could do was imitate George Morris and cut each other down (just like he does at some of his clinics).

    "You are pathetic. You couldn't ride a billy-goat with a good set of horns." Always loved that one.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1imL...eature=related



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    If a horse farts alone in a field, does it make a sound? Only George Morris knows.



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    He once put on a party SO exclusive that even HE was not able to attend it.

    If he were to b!tch slap you in the face at one of his horsemanship clinics, you would thank him.

    He has made a grown man cry on several occasions. That's right. You heard me.

    He has been the life of many parties....that he has never attended.
    Last edited by worldclass777; Aug. 24, 2010 at 11:01 PM.



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    LMAO! those are great.....i liked :

    The toughest trainers in the business have been offered to fight him and all flat out refuse.


    Women pay him hundreds of dollars to be told they are fat and can not ride a billy-goat with a good set of horns.

    when you have more don't hesitate to post them!



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    In the interests of keeping this based on facts - how do you know what his pillow talk is like?

    P.S. He's my equestrian hero: being from British back ground and taught (in shrillll voice) to "grrrrrip with your knees", it was when I came this side of the pond I learned of equitation and made darned sure my girls had the best chance to learn from the Great Man.

    For all the teasing, he can be most charming and witty. Love you, Georgie.



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    Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears George Morris pajamas.
    Founding member of the "I Miss bar.ka" clique
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    Default When GM was a young tyke

    Quote Originally Posted by Wanderluster View Post
    His mother declares " The first pony he rode, he broke, taught to jump and won ribbons on before he learned to crawl".
    My daddy hung out with GM when they were both 7 years old. They rode with Margaret Cable Self (sp?) in New Canaan, CT (?) for a bit.

    They also made some pretty sorry model sailboats which they'd "sail" on ponds. Of course when the boats got out of reach and stopped moving, Daddy and George resorted to throwing rocks at 'em until they sank.

    Just being boys I guess.
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    When George Morris walks a course, jump rails tremble in the cups.

    When he lifts a megaphone, it automatically broadcasts the exercise he is thinking of, even if the batteries are dead.

    When he approaches his golf cart, all surface dust immediately disappears and the drink holder magically produces a diet soda.
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    He can kill horses by just resting a metal pipe on the top pole.
    http://www.chronofhorse.com/forum/ar...p/t-35814.html
    ... _. ._ .._. .._



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    Quote Originally Posted by Equibrit View Post
    He can kill horses by just resting a metal pipe on the top pole.
    http://www.chronofhorse.com/forum/ar...p/t-35814.html
    A sobering reminder, in the midst of all the Chuck Norris references.
    ... It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that Shwung



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    Quote Originally Posted by SillyHorse View Post
    Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears George Morris pajamas.
    I may have to steal this for my signature line!
    A proud friend of bar.ka.



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    Too too funny, worldclass777!


    Little old Italian women lovingly rub the finest extra virgin olive oil on his saddles. The runoff is used in the best restaurants in Rome.

    Medical studies of his techniques have prompted gynecologists around the world to raise the stirrups in their exam rooms.

    At exactly midnight on his birthday, horses can talk.

    George Morris One is always ready to fly him anywhere he wants to go. (I've heard it's big and pink)

    I like logical people---they provide a nice contrast to the real world.



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    Quote Originally Posted by dauphine2 View Post
    He is the interesting man in the equestrian world...


    and he probably knows about this thread by now. And is laughing about it.
    He knew about this thread 5 years ago. He is George Morris. (and, incidentally, probably implanted the idea in the OP's head via the "Inception" concept. On that note, he probably implanted the movie concept in somebody's head!)



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    Quote:
    Quote Originally Posted by Hunter Mom
    Quote Originally Posted by SillyHorse
    Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears George Morris pajamas.
    I may have to steal this for my signature line!
    Be my guest.
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    He became a living legend - before he was alive.

    St. George - he slew the dragon.
    Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Gandhi



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    Quote Originally Posted by Timex View Post
    What, no witticisms regarding GM and the Big Pink? I'm disappointed in each and every one of you. Lol
    Nah, that would be TOO easy

    Hi-larious stuff, lol!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timex View Post
    What, no witticisms regarding GM and the Big Pink? I'm disappointed in each and every one of you. Lol
    Thanks! I needed a new signature line!
    Dear life, please send grapes. Sincerely, I prefer wine over lemonade.



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    This thread is too funny! More please...

    But with respect to the Great GM not falling off unless he is dismounting... my trainer's old horse bucked him off at a clinic.
    Different flavors of crazy, but totally NUTS. You know its true. - GreyHunterHorse

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