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    Default A WTF moment.

    Checking the ad boards at the gas station around the corner from my barn, I saw the following ad, hand-written on a torn piece of notebook paper:

    "Horse stall doors for sale

    Also adult DVDs, 5 available, 7 hours each"


    Maybe it's just me, but I don't think I want to go buy stall doors from that guy...



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    ...or if you did, be sure to wipe them down well before you use them.
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    Ummm...who sells stall doors??? And I REALLY hope it isn't related to that many hours of "Adult Entertainment"....*shudders*
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    Doug Spink cleaning house??
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    Quote Originally Posted by horse-loverz View Post
    Doug Spink cleaning house??
    Snap!



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    Default Bwahahahahahaha

    There should have been a keyboard splatter allert on this thread!



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    Quote Originally Posted by horse-loverz View Post
    Doug Spink cleaning house??
    LOL! LOL! LOL!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by horse-loverz View Post
    Doug Spink cleaning house??


    Just.... eeew.



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    Just selling what they dont need? I hope?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SarahandSam View Post

    Also adult DVDs, 5 available, 7 hours each"
    Maybe they're homemade.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnDeere View Post
    Just selling what they dont need? I hope?
    Or used so much they've lost their novelty.

    We need a vomit emote.



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    [QUOTE=Ambrey;4327959] Or used so much they've lost their novelty.
    [QUOTE]

    Stall doors?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnDeere View Post

    Stall doors?
    Think about the Spink reference and if your imagination has a portion close enough to the gutter you could seriously come up with a visual that would make you not want to touch them with a 10 foot pole.



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    I'm still stuck on 7 hours... Sounds exhausting
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ambrey View Post
    Think about the Spink reference and if your imagination has a portion close enough to the gutter you could seriously come up with a visual that would make you not want to touch them with a 10 foot pole.
    Oh I dont think a 10 FOOT pole would be needed. They just THINK it would.

    Maybe they have knotholes in them...
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnDeere View Post

    Maybe they have knotholes in them...

    Oh, my gentle Jesus...



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    Okay, so what are the movies called?

    1. Behind the Stall Door

    2. ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheHorseProblem View Post
    Okay, so what are the movies called?

    1. Behind the Stall Door

    2. ???
    My Friend Flicker....



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ambrey View Post
    My Friend Flicker....

    Deep......Footing?
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    A helmet saved my life.



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