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  1. #1
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    Default Who said police horses don't spook?

    All it takes is a giant, inflatable ... oh, just read the story.

    http://www.kansascity.com/news/break...y/1101725.html
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    oh lord.
    Horse power

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    *snicker*



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    While the crowd was being dispersed, another woman in the party was arrested when she struck a horse's head, police said. The horse stepped on the foot of that woman, who was treated on the scene, then taken to jail.
    They make it sound like he did it on purpose!



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    My horse & I just joined the Sheriff's posse. I hope she doesn't read this article. I think she'd draw the line at giant flyin' penis'.
    Don't toy with the dragon, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!



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    Good way to start your married life - if she was in the bachelorette group - in jail!



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    I should try this on the retired police horse in my backyard!



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    Too bad there's no video.....



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    Is it the same as striking an officer when you strike a police horse, I wonder? That woman who struck the horse did get taken to jail... Maybe the horse DID retaliate by stepping on her foot!

    Kim
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    Okay, pretty funny scenario. But on a serious note, I still remember with sadness a very lovely police horse in D.C. who took a nail to the knee at the end of a flat bat during a demonstration in 1979 or so. They tried for a year to save him, unsuccessfully- infection deep in the knee just couldn't be knocked out.



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    too bad nothing that exciting happens around here...
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    ....just where does one buy a 5' inflatable ****???? I'm going to send this link to the head (no pun intended) of our local Mounted Patrol and suggest he add this to his desensitizing training!



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    Quote Originally Posted by freshman View Post
    Too bad there's no video.....
    I thought the same thing!!! I would PAY to see that!

    Seriously, I'd spook and run at a 5-foot-long penis, too!! And the woman who hit the horse in the head, she'd have also met with my fist in her face.

    "whoops, sorry, was trying to get something out of my face and had a weird jerky movement."

    Good for the horse to step on her foot! I hope he broke something!!
    "IT'S NOT THE MOUNTAIN WE CONQUER, BUT OURSELVES." SIR EDMUND HILLARYMember of the "Someone Special To Me Serves In The Military" Clique



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    Quote Originally Posted by mp View Post
    All it takes is a giant, inflatable ...
    My first thought was: dildo.

    Methinks I need to get back home to Mr. DZ.



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    While the crowd was being dispersed, another woman in the party was arrested when she struck a horse's head, police said. The horse stepped on the foot of that woman, who was treated on the scene, then taken to jail.

    Now that is one well-trained police horse.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Phaxxton View Post
    Now that is one well-trained police horse.
    Couldn't agree more!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenike View Post
    Seriously, I'd spook and run at a 5-foot-long penis, too!!

    My first thought as well.
    People are crazy and times are strange.
    I used to care but, things have changed.



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    Quote Originally Posted by tikihorse2 View Post
    Is it the same as striking an officer when you strike a police horse, I wonder? That woman who struck the horse did get taken to jail... Maybe the horse DID retaliate by stepping on her foot!

    Kim
    I believe it is. They get badge numbers and everything! Same with dogs too as I understand it.



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    Default LOVE IT

    Like the Police Horse that had a drunken bum pull and pull the police horse's tail and then not getting any reaction, finally push his hand where it didn't belong and the horse let loose- double barrel in the chest. Broke a rib or two I heard.
    Pao Lin



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    Oh my...
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