I have the "Proud owner of a pretty but useless horse" one and "If I didn't own a horse, this would be a Ferrari." The second one is especially awesome as my car is a ginormous falling apart Oldsmobile station wagon with the last bits of exhaust pipe held on with coat hanger and the bumper dangling and reattached with duct tape. I don't think anything else screams horse owner better than a car on its last legs...
I remember seeing a "My quarter horse beat up your 4th-level dressage horse" bumper sticker on a car in the city over the summer, and literally taking the long way home to follow them, just because I was so excited to see another horse person in the city. Wasn't like I was going to run her off the road and scream "I'm a horse person too!!! OMG!" (I swear, really I wasn't), but in the city you don't have as many ways to advertise horsey-ness. (And if you're a Buffalo horse person with a quarter horse bumper sticker and suddenly recalling a big scary station wagon following you down Richmond for a mile or two at some point, sorry...)
My bumper sticker is Christian Hetteinger's teal-colored international foxhunters' emblem--the one with a velvet cap superimposed over a fox mask. I like it because there really aren't that many foxhunters around, ocmpared to h/j or dressage people, so when I see someone else with this emblem we probably know each other, at least in the online sense of knowing.
Thank you so much! It is really thrilling to see such interest!!! And, I LOVE seeing them on cars and trucks!!
My new favorite one is "My horse ate my paycheck." I haven't had a chance to put it up on the web site but equinelaw, our very own COTH'er, came up with that one!!! You might be able to find it at your local tack store as we shipped a bunch.
Hay anyone going "tack storing*" this black Friday? I am!
*A verb for shopping at tack stores instead of "malling" which is shopping at the mall.
Sorry! But that barn smell is my aromatherapy!
One of our horsey bumper stickers! www.horsehollowpress.com
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In the most roundabout obscure way possible, courtesy of my strange old mother. She got me a decal from the visitor's center at Bosworth Field in England. Fifty cents to the first contestant who correctly identifies the equine allusion.
Damnation, this thread reminded me I left my saddle in the car. F#$#^&.
I know it cheers me up to see a horsey bumper sticker, but I don't have any myself. I'm mysterious and anonymous, I am. Except for the saddle, crop and manure inside the car, of course. The parking lot guys must be just thrilled with that car...