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  1. #1
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    Default Only horse people...

    On Facebook, a friend posted a note stating to pick up the closest book to you, turn to page 56, find the 5th sentence and post it in a note on Facebook.

    Mine, of course, turned out to be "One must, therefore, get his head up by mouth punishment and drive him on ahead."

    Hunter Seat Equitation.



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    Fantastic
    **Friend of bar.ka**



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    "They delighted in grooming her and she reveled in the attention."

    The Further Adventures of the $700 Pony by our own Reynard Ridge.
    Don't tell me about what you can't do. That's boring. Show me what you can do. - Mom



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    I have a friend who's one of those people that insists that there's some Freudian aspect to adult women wanting to "tame wild animals, wrap them in leather, straddle them, and use whips and spurs on them," as he puts it. I think this phenomenon may give him more ammunition... d;



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    Default Too true!

    5th sentence, pg 57:
    "They rummage for food beneath the snow and break the ice in the streams in order to get fresh water."

    pg. 56 is just a large picture of mustangs.

    Majestic Horse by Gabriele Boiselle.

    Admitedly, I do have many non-horse books close by (Mrs. Dalloway Reader is by my feet on the ottoman), but Majestic Horse is the one next to my elbow!



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    Ugh- I like your guy's sentences better. Mine is:

    "When pronouncing Maya words, the emphasis is always on the final syllable; when pronouncing Nahua words, the emphasis is always on the next to last syllable."

    From the Christensen translation of the Popol Vuh.

    In my defense, though, and to keep it HR, I'm finishing up the revisions on a big book so I can get back to the more important business of prepping my Voltaire youngster to graduate from the baby greens to pre-green land!



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    "When you damage any part of the brain, you change input to the frontal lobes, and when you change input, you change output."

    Animals in Translation by Temple Grandin

    Actually it may have some merit here!!!
    The thing about smart people, is they look like crazy people, to dumb people.



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    "Using the technique of ultrasonography, it has been found that follicles within the ovary tend to grow in waves"

    From: Illustrated Atlas of Clinical Equine Anatomy and Common Disorders of the Horse. Of course page 56 just haaaad to be in the reproductive chapter .

    I also had a novel at my feet. The fifth sentence of page 56 is "Damn."



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    "Mufflewuffle Cottleston Pie mufflewuffle."

    I'm not kidding It's from "The Tao of Pooh" by Benjamin Hoff. We're studying Taoism in my Eastern Religions class. All of my HR books are in my closet upstairs. All I have nearby are textbooks.
    "Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care." ~Jimmy Buffett



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    I have a book on each side:

    "Where's she gone?" The Yearling - M.K. Rawlings

    "This is five or six modified pathogens in one booster shot for prevention of the following six diseases: distemper; adenovirus; or infectious canine hepatitis; leptospirosis; parvovirus; parainfluenza; coronavirus." The Last Chance Dog - Donna Kelleher, D.V.M.
    My ears hear a symphony of two mules, trains, and rain. The best is always yet to come, that's what they explained to me. —Bob Dylan

    Fenway Bartholomule ♥ Arrietty G. Teaspoon Brays Of Our Lives



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    From the book closest to me:

    "He's not a maniac."
    ~ A true friend knows all there is to know about you and still likes you. -E. Hubbard



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    "As Lewis turned away in mortification, he glimpsed his father at the back of the crowd."

    From Kissed a Sad Goodbye by Deborah Crombie



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    Default Mine wasn't terribly exciting...

    Quote Originally Posted by SarahandSam View Post
    On Facebook, a friend posted a note stating to pick up the closest book to you, turn to page 56, find the 5th sentence and post it in a note on Facebook.

    Mine, of course, turned out to be "One must, therefore, get his head up by mouth punishment and drive him on ahead."

    Hunter Seat Equitation.
    Mine:
    Pg. 56 Fifth Sentence
    "I was sitting in the hammock, the mail in my lap, a broad grin on my face, already seeing myself seated at the Erhard in Spencer's Studio."
    Wyoming Summer-Mary O'Hara
    FootlooseBlonde: Blogging About Travel, Horses, and Life
    Footloose Blonde: Homesick For Places Unknown



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    "Normally in the presence of good-looking men she either lost the power of speech or babbled like a loon."
    Founding Member of "I Kept 'Off Topic Day!' Open"



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    "Forty-five big, beefy, macho firefighters plus one adorable little puppy equals love at first sight."



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    Currently reading Rita Mae Brown's new book "Hounded to Death". Do not have it with me; I am at work. Anyone else out there reading it??
    ~Darci~
    "We have an obligation. We are their keepers." ~Roy Jackson



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    "Note the white eye patch"

    Quote from the description of the Oldsquaw in Peterson field guide to Eastern Birds.
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    \"You can observe a lot by watching.\" -Yogi Berra

    http://community.webshots.com/user/cadeau_flambe



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    Sigh.
    Page 56 is a chapter title page, page 58:

    "To view the blend modes, a layer, not the background, must be highlighted."

    "Advanced Photoshop CS3 Trickery & FX"

    The closest horse book was right next to it, though.

    "I call these exercises "specific muscle exercises" because they help you learn how to "press the button" in your brain which activates a specific muscle."

    The Natural Rider, Mary Wanless.



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    LMAO, I am almost embarassed to admit this...

    "That's all gone now" Thurston House, Danielle Steel
    "Farriers are the hairdressers of the horse world. They know everything about everybody..."-Lildunhorse



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    "Actually, most preferred skin, but if clothes had to be worn, then the fewer the better."

    Full Moon Rising by Keri Arthur
    Quote Originally Posted by susamorg
    Have your good rides but don't forget to stop and smell the horses .

    Susan
    Fundamental Horsemanship



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