sold horse for showjumping bunny
It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
he was so p*ssed he
The thing about smart people, is they look like crazy people, to dumb people.
made rabbit cacciatore for supper.
"I am allergic to rabbit!"
I said as I choked
on a hairball (hareball?) and fainted.
He, however, didn't think that
I had really fainted but
Yogurt - If you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera? Steven Colbert
was actually trying to make
a scene so that he
could remove any suspicion that
it was all his fault.