I don't have any good ones, but when I was at Head of the Bay last summer, there was a jumper that was called "Stifler's Mom", So when they came into the ring it was "So-and-So, riding Stifler's Mom" announced in that drab announcers voice.
16.2 Gelding fancy mover, sorta aloof personality. Jumps the moon, will mostly be an eventer.
These is his blood lines and there is a picture of his face marking he has no white on his legs. http://www.pedigreequery.com/regal+award
Ok, I'll play and admit how embarrased my SO would be if he knew I was telling strangers that I secretly love John Denver and always said I would name my next horse Calypso after his song about Jaques Cousteau's boat. (I know it's cheezy) but that song always makes me feel good
I always wanted to name a horse "Aces and Eights". There was a super cute little hunter pony I knew years ago. He was a strawberry roan and was MAYBE 13.0 hands. His name was "Bug In A Rug", and I always thought it fit him perfectly!!!!
mrs independance "indy"
simon says "simon"
misson impossible "missy"
tuck everlasting "tucker"
daddys last dollar
truth or dare "dare"
catch me if you can
best kept secret
ever so clever
fools gold "a palamino
head over heels
livin large "for a draft"
mile high "tall horse
silver lining "dapple gray
ready or not
I've always thought about "hang time" or "high flyer"
haha funny you should mention this. I have one of Peter Wylde's old Selle Francias Geldings.....I got him to help my boyfriend be introduced to the jumpers on....my boyfriend insists on calling him "Hang Time" even though this is NOT his name. But the horse does seem to "pause" over the fences as if poses for pictures.
My great aunt was one of the first female jumper riders in the country and her horse's name was "Happy Landings". I've looked my whole life for my Happy Landings, but unfortunately, it's a bit too late to change my gelding's name, since he has passport and such...
I also think that "Namaste" would be a great name for a horse. In rough translation, it means "I respect you because you respect me". Very peaceful and kind.
Keep your feet on the ground, but always look to the stars!