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  1. #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ainsley688 View Post
    I don't have any good ones, but when I was at Head of the Bay last summer, there was a jumper that was called "Stifler's Mom", So when they came into the ring it was "So-and-So, riding Stifler's Mom" announced in that drab announcers voice.
    HAHAHAHAHAHH !!!! i love that.

    ive seen ones like that.

    "so and so riding buck-naked" LOL
    (|--Sarah--|)

    Blitz <3 & Leap of Faith <3



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    Texas Playboy....after Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys, of course.
    Guess he'd have to be an Appendix QH.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Dior View Post
    "Totally Naked". Now here is blah blah blah riding Totally Naked!!!! Hilarious!!!!

    Excellent! You get that one, and I'll get one named "Commando!" Here's so and so, riding Commando! No VPL on that chick!



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    One time a group of barn girls that i was part of was having a similar discussion. My friend came up with the fabulous name for a jumper- "Your Mom"

    'Next in the ring is John Doe riding Your Mom.'



    I'd never have the guts to do it, but I'd ROFL if someone used that name.



  5. #45
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    I've always wanted to someday get a palomino pony for my daughter (eventually... I'm not even married yet!) and name it SunKissed!



  6. #46
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    alright yall what would you name this horse?

    16.2 Gelding fancy mover, sorta aloof personality. Jumps the moon, will mostly be an eventer.
    These is his blood lines and there is a picture of his face marking he has no white on his legs.
    http://www.pedigreequery.com/regal+award

    http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/a...8/P1000528.jpg he looks much better now this was at the start of dressage training

    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pi...e7&id=43302935 schooling XC his first time.



  7. #47
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    Ok, I'll play and admit how embarrased my SO would be if he knew I was telling strangers that I secretly love John Denver and always said I would name my next horse Calypso after his song about Jaques Cousteau's boat. (I know it's cheezy) but that song always makes me feel good



  8. #48
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    I always wanted to name a horse "Aces and Eights". There was a super cute little hunter pony I knew years ago. He was a strawberry roan and was MAYBE 13.0 hands. His name was "Bug In A Rug", and I always thought it fit him perfectly!!!!



  9. #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Dior View Post
    "Totally Naked". Now here is blah blah blah riding Totally Naked!!!! Hilarious!!!!
    I do believe I just laughed out loud on that one.
    Experienced riders are not prone to brag. And usually newcomers, if they start out being boastful, end up modest. -C.J.J. Mullen



  10. #50
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    Default show names

    mrs independance "indy"
    simon says "simon"
    misson impossible "missy"
    tuck everlasting "tucker"
    daddys last dollar
    truth or dare "dare"
    dream catcher
    catch me if you can
    best kept secret
    slow motion
    ever so clever
    eye candy
    finders keepers
    fools gold "a palamino
    head over heels
    livin large "for a draft"
    major distraction
    mile high "tall horse
    silver lining "dapple gray
    ready or not



  11. #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by horsetales View Post
    I've always thought about "hang time" or "high flyer"
    haha funny you should mention this. I have one of Peter Wylde's old Selle Francias Geldings.....I got him to help my boyfriend be introduced to the jumpers on....my boyfriend insists on calling him "Hang Time" even though this is NOT his name. But the horse does seem to "pause" over the fences as if poses for pictures.



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    "Lucy in the Sky" for a feminine looking mare with a huge jump. One of my next ones I hope. Lol!
    Timothy, stop lurking



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    Flaumige Häschenohren

    I hope this translated properly...its kind of a running joke between my mom and I.
    It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.



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    Quote Originally Posted by DancingQueen View Post
    "Lucy in the Sky" for a feminine looking mare with a huge jump. One of my next ones I hope. Lol!
    I knew a HUGE chestnut jumper mare named Lucy In The Sky., they called her Sky. She was like 18hh
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    *Harbour Town* 2002 Hanoverian gelding "Otto"
    *Sahalee* 2002 mare "Flower" but who knows what breed she is!



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    For a elegant dark bay hunter: Chocolate Confection

    Some silly names

    Supermarket Fantasy
    Arctic Fantasy
    TeenageSlumberParty
    Surprise Party

    Victorious Beauty (for a racehorse filly)
    "Common sense is so rare nowadays, it should be classified as a super power."-Craig Bear Laubscher



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    My great aunt was one of the first female jumper riders in the country and her horse's name was "Happy Landings". I've looked my whole life for my Happy Landings, but unfortunately, it's a bit too late to change my gelding's name, since he has passport and such...

    I also think that "Namaste" would be a great name for a horse. In rough translation, it means "I respect you because you respect me". Very peaceful and kind.
    Keep your feet on the ground, but always look to the stars!



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    Quote Originally Posted by IsolaBella09 View Post
    Malibu Barbie (for a palomino/bucksin/dun)
    there was a horse with this name at the last show i went to. funnily enough, it was a dark bay if i recall



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    Love the name "Dapple Juice"

    And Im sure only a few true nerds out there will get the following names:

    Starbuck
    Helo
    Athena
    Boomer
    Apollo
    Chief
    They will all show under the stable name Barnstar Galactica LOL!



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    Super Bon-Bon




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    I have a packer, whom I love. However, he's weirdly spooky on the ground-- funny stuff, like truck bumpers, children, garbage cans, cows in the distance, tack trunks..you get the picture.

    I call him "Kung Pao". 'Cause he's chicken (but not where it counts!)

    I am seriously contemplating showing him as that. Can't think of another one with that name!

    He's roan, so I was considering Cote du Rhone-- a lovely wine, and a cute play on words.

    I've always wanted a gray named Deacon Blue
    A jumper named 12 Volt Man (bless you Saint Jimmy Buffet!)
    A pony named Cheeseburger in Paradise

    We have a horse who's either wonderful or awful-- champion or stops out. His new little rider thought of his new show name: "Deal or No Deal".
    Proud member of the "Don't rush to kill wildlife" clique!



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