The Chronicle of the Horse
MagazineNewsHorse SportsHorse CareCOTH StoreVoicesThe Chronicle UntackedDirectoriesMarketplaceDates & Results
 
Page 45 of 47 FirstFirst ... 354344454647 LastLast
Results 881 to 900 of 927
  1. #881
    Join Date
    Apr. 3, 2003
    Location
    Up the creek from bar.ka
    Posts
    10,036

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by slee171 View Post
    I'm new to this so I'm not sure how to post a new thread but I love this psychic stuff! Totally believe in it so here's one.

    7 year old Thoroughbred gelding named Finn lives in Elmira, NY

    Are you happy with me and everything or is there something more you need?
    Welcome!

    Finn says: Oh yes, I'm very happy with you. I'd been waiting for so long to find you!

    Quote Originally Posted by horselips View Post
    Zuri, 28, Arabian gelding, Wayne county, Ohio.

    What things make you happiest (other than food/water/treats, turnout & sleep)?

    Big Mo' ,13, APHA gelding, Wayne county, Ohio.

    Do your feet feel OK?
    Ummmm, there's not very many user names around these here parts that make me laugh outloud, but HORSELIPS... Gotta love that.

    Big Mo' says: Maybe I should see the vet and the farrier at the same time? Maybe together they can make it right?

    Quote Originally Posted by SarahandSam View Post
    I gots to bite... thanks for doing this!

    Sam, 4 y/o QH:
    Where were you before the auction and were you ever ridden before then?
    Sam says: I would rather not talk about the before time but I will tell you I was ridden. Can I tell you that I'm much much happier with you? Love... Peace... let's stay together, you and me.

    Quote Originally Posted by lovemyrobin View Post
    This is a backwards question

    Piedmont Penelope (Penni) 12 yr old Conn/Tb mare, Canton GA.

    Why have you calmed down undersaddle so much the last 6 months? Did you know I was beginning to give up on you and I?

    ps. please tell her I loff her so much, and always have
    Penni says: I know you loff me and I loff you. We just had crossed signals for a while. You didn't know what I wanted and I didn't know what you wanted. Finally I think we've got the hang of it, don't you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Katie View Post
    Chevy, 10 yr old TB gelding, Virginia

    Why did you have to colic again?


    Katie, 20 yr old TB/Han mare, Virginia

    Do you miss Chevy as much as I do?
    Katie says: Ya ma, I'm sad too. I love you though and I'm here for you. Please hug me everyday and we'll be happy to have each other, kay?



  2. #882
    Join Date
    Apr. 14, 2004
    Location
    woodstock, ga
    Posts
    844

    Default

    Thank you

    Our signals were so crossed, they were off the radar!!!!



  3. #883
    Join Date
    Apr. 3, 2003
    Location
    Up the creek from bar.ka
    Posts
    10,036

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by bhrunner06 View Post
    Hopper: 15 year old QH, Columbus OH

    are you ready to go to a show yet?! we have been back to work for quite some time so i hope you are ready to go to a show and jump little itty bitty jumps!


    Guinness: 8 year old Irish Sport Horse, Columbus OH

    Are you really much much happier here at home vs the boarding barn or are you just trying to fool me?! Would you rather stay here or go back to a different barn, a super nice one that has lots of pasture space to go play in?!
    I'm sort of taking you out of order here, your horses are coming through so loud and clear I had to go ahead and talk with them.

    Hopper says: I am super excited to be BACK! I was really down when you left me this way. I mean.... it was fun eating grass and hanging out and all but I really missed all the hubbub and working with you. I'm sorry about Guinness but I'm happy how it's turning out for me.

    Guinness says: I'm really very happy here in my present situation. Could you ask your mom to bring me more beer and more cocktails? I just love it when she brings me cocktails. ahhhhh a nice daquirie would really be great around 7pm EVERY DAY.



  4. #884
    walkercrazy11 Guest

    Default

    lol...that's good...seems lately it is way too hot to ride so all I have been doing is feeding and fly spraying---she views me as her personal wait staff....she also loves eating variety! Enjoying the dropping mulberry leaves and spanish moss right now....



  5. #885
    Join Date
    Jun. 24, 2006
    Location
    MA
    Posts
    699

    Default

    I think mine may have gotten lost... but it said this :

    I'll play =)

    dano, 7 year old brown oldenburg gelding.

    dano, why are you so perfect at every show, and even at finals, you're great in the open eq, but as soon as we get to the real medal, you freak out, start stopping at jumps, and get us excused?
    Oldenburgs do it better

    rip mystic puddin' 1984-2006
    rip banacek 1992-2007



  6. #886
    Join Date
    Apr. 3, 2003
    Location
    Up the creek from bar.ka
    Posts
    10,036

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by goldponies View Post
    Tootsie
    mare 12
    cornish me

    Do your feet feel terrible with or without shoes?
    Tootsie says: Ya.

    Quote Originally Posted by goldponies View Post
    PB
    gelding
    30
    maine

    Do you know how much you are loved?
    PB says: Ya.

    Quote Originally Posted by goldponies View Post
    Ben
    gelding
    22
    maine

    Why do you buck?
    Ben says: If I told you that would take the mystery out of it for you wouldn't it? You like mysteries don't you? Matlock. Agatha Cristie. Monk. Gentle Ben.



  7. #887
    Join Date
    Feb. 3, 2000
    Location
    Nokesville, VA
    Posts
    35,150

    Default

    Spy
    26 yo TB
    What hurts?

    Belle
    12 yo TB x Conn
    Do your feet hurt any more?

    Music
    22 yo TB x QH
    Do you prefer being ridden, or not ridden?

    Chief
    3 yo SF xTBxRID
    Who picks on you?
    Janet

    chief feeder and mucker for Music, Spy, Belle and Tiara. Someone else is now feeding and mucking for Chief and Brain (both foxhunting now).



  8. #888
    Neronrumor Guest

    Default

    Rumors Gelding 14yr Belgium Warbmblood NJ

    why does he keep refusing in the 3ft at shows when he never has refused at 3ft at home ? also is he jelous of neron his brother ?



  9. #889
    Join Date
    Apr. 3, 2003
    Location
    Up the creek from bar.ka
    Posts
    10,036

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by SS189 View Post
    Eliza 6yo Saddlebred, Elgin, IL

    What is wrong with you??

    Victoria 4yo Saddlebred, Elgin, IL

    do you like your new partner?

    Biscuit 5yo Saddlebred, Elgin, IL

    Do you like your new discipline or should we go back to the old one?
    Gosh, all 3 of these guys only gave me this image, no words, just this: http://i.pbase.com/u23/mabillings/la...8.IMG_2676.jpg
    Any ideas why?

    Quote Originally Posted by Vesper Sparrow View Post
    O great Swami, can you ask my other horse a question?

    Max, 3.25 year old grey TB gelding, Glen Robertson, Ont.

    What do you want to be when you grow up?

    TIA

    P.S. Loved the spooky clown photo--will think of that and laugh everytime my horse spooks at some nebulous (to me) thing...
    Max says: I want to be a fireman. No, a policeman. No, a vet. No, a jumper. No, wait, I know! I want to be a pasture orniment and suck up all your money, time and resources and just look hella pretty doing it. Just kidding ma! I just want to be the best at whatever you decide is right for me, cause I'm a good baby!

    Quote Originally Posted by Pb View Post
    Tidy,

    Is Appy tuning you out? LOL!
    Yes, that bastard.



  10. #890
    Join Date
    Mar. 19, 2006
    Location
    Ontario, Canada
    Posts
    231

    Default

    Matty, 8yr old Thoroughbred. Ontario, Canada

    Will this sudden streak of good behavior continue into next season so we can finally move into 3' hunters?



  11. #891
    Neronrumor Guest

    Default

    Neron 8yr Gelding Welsh Dutch Warmblood Pony NJ

    do you miss jumping more? and are you mad that rumor came into the picture last year?



  12. #892
    Join Date
    May. 23, 2005
    Posts
    270

    Default my donation will be made tomorrow AM

    Quote Originally Posted by tidy rabbit View Post
    That's it peeps!!! All the rest will require some type of donation to Canter OHIO! Anything posted after post #891 by Jive, requires a donation to Canter Ohio to get SWAMI RABBIT to reply... http://www.canterusa.org/ohio/donations.htm Big or small it doesn't matter, it all adds up.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^

    Ask the horse Psychic! - freebees end at 10pm tonight! After that it's by donation to CANTER OHIO only. Thanks so much to those who donated already! You guys are the bestest!


    This week only, my service is free.

    Ask away. I'll gladly contact your horse for the answers.

    Please provide horse's name, age, sex and location along with any question you'd like answered, please limit this to one question per horse.



    EDITED TO ADD:

    Please just one question per user. I can't keep up with all the requests. Also, please don't send me any Private Messages as my box keeps getting filled up and I can't answer the PMs and the thread too. Thanks! SWAMI RABBIT.
    My mare's name is Princessa, she is 15 and located in Encinitas, CA.

    I want to know if she is happy with me and the work we are doing. I have only owned her for a few months.

    Thank you and what a great idea to raise money for CANTER!



  13. #893
    Join Date
    Apr. 3, 2003
    Location
    Up the creek from bar.ka
    Posts
    10,036

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by eventing-n-SD View Post
    My mare's name is Princessa, she is 15 and located in Encinitas, CA.

    I want to know if she is happy with me and the work we are doing. I have only owned her for a few months.

    Thank you and what a great idea to raise money for CANTER!
    Princessa says: I am happy with our work so far. I would like it if you would sing to me sometimes. How about some Duran Duran? I just love Duran Duran. If you could sing to me while we're warming up at the walk, that would be just heavenly. Don't be shy about it either! Oh, and sometimes I worry that you will find Mr. Right and leave me. Please don't leave me when he finally comes along because I'm really growing very fond of you. XOXOXOOXOXOXOXO



  14. #894
    Join Date
    Apr. 3, 2003
    Location
    Up the creek from bar.ka
    Posts
    10,036

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Lou82 View Post
    Riddle me this:

    [B]Dawn, 15 YO Arab mare, Maxwell, TX[B]
    Would you like to start riding again or be a mom again?
    Dawn says: I don't care. Either way. If its work I would like to be very light. If it's having a baby, well that's easy enough for the first 8 months anyway.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lou82 View Post
    Moe, 21 YO Arab gelding, Maxwell, TX
    Do you like retirement?
    Moe says: Sure DO! Yep. That's right. I do like it. Uh huh. Yep.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lou82 View Post
    Tekno, 1 YO Half-Arab gelding, Maxwell, TX
    Do you like your new home?
    Tekno says: I miss my old family.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lou82 View Post
    Munchkin, Unknown Age 28" dwarf mini mare, Maxwell, TX
    Are you happy?

    Thank you in advance.

    Lindsay Mathre
    Munchkin says: If you call me a dwarf ONE more TIME I'm going to BITE you! Hard!

    Quote Originally Posted by heygirlhey33 View Post
    Luke- 14 year tb in arizona

    Do you miss me or are you happy to be gone?
    Luke says: I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I'm really happy where I am. I hear the winters here are GREAT but I do miss the grass.

    Quote Originally Posted by heygirlhey33 View Post
    Buck Naked- 9 year old wb in Ohio

    Why are you the perfect horse?
    BN says: I just am. What can I say? Some of us are just absolutely 100% perfect. I firmly believe that I am the horse for YOU! Let's stay together. Always.

    Quote Originally Posted by heygirlhey33 View Post
    Grey Goose- 11 year old wb

    Are you feeling a little sore? you act like it when ever im riding you.
    GG says: Yep, let's go see a DR shall we? Dr S would be a good one I like him.

    Quote Originally Posted by heygirlhey33 View Post
    alligator 7 year old medium pony mare

    When are we gonna get your leads perfected so you can finnaly win your hacks?
    Alligator says: You mean it matters? I didn't know. Sorry.

    Quote Originally Posted by horsechick575 View Post
    Monty (Carson) 8yr TB GA
    How are you doing?

    Woody 8yr QH Hilton Head
    How is life?
    Monty says: Fine. How are you? What's new with you? You don't see me much these days. Why is that?

    Woody says: Good. Life is good and I'm quite happy. I like it here!

    Quote Originally Posted by Airamennyl View Post
    A month ago, my old TB gelding found a new home at a retirement facility. Can you ask if he's doing OK?
    What's his name?

    Quote Originally Posted by saultgirl View Post
    Flannigan, 3yr old sport pony gelding, Ontario, Canada.

    Do you think we are a good match for each other?

    Lindsay
    Flannigan says: Oh yes. I'm really excited about next year! Aren't you? You don't doubt me do you? Say you don't doubt me! ??? Please. I need you. My butt itches.



  15. #895
    Join Date
    Apr. 3, 2003
    Location
    Up the creek from bar.ka
    Posts
    10,036

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by fleabites View Post
    These are so funny!

    Spanky, 15 yo gray QH gelding, St. Louis MO

    Do you like your new human?


    Norman, 6 yo bay OTTB gelding, St. Louis MO

    Do you want to live in the paddock or the stall this winter? And if you have time, I would love to know what he wants his name to be
    Spanky says: I refuse to answer on the grounds it may incriminate me.

    Norman says: I love my name! Don't go chang'n it from Norman. I AM NORMAN. I would like both a paddock and a stall but if it has to be one or the other I'll take the paddock, more room for playing!



  16. #896
    Join Date
    May. 28, 2007
    Location
    Arizona
    Posts
    409

    Default

    Im confused is Tidy_rabbit actually a horse psychic?



  17. #897
    Join Date
    Apr. 3, 2003
    Location
    Up the creek from bar.ka
    Posts
    10,036

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by danosaur View Post
    I think mine may have gotten lost... but it said this :

    I'll play =)

    dano, 7 year old brown oldenburg gelding.

    dano, why are you so perfect at every show, and even at finals, you're great in the open eq, but as soon as we get to the real medal, you freak out, start stopping at jumps, and get us excused?
    Dano says: Is this just between you and me Swami Rabbit? Can I trust you? Okay, here goes then, It's not me who freeks out. It's my jockey. My rider. MY girl. I guess she doesn't trust me totally and it makes me worry some and then well we just sort of snowball into a mess. I need her to be strong for me too. We need to be a team. Tell her not to let her nerves get to her. Trust in me and we'll be fine.



  18. #898
    Join Date
    Nov. 2, 2006
    Posts
    1,855

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by LiveToFly View Post
    Im confused is Tidy_rabbit actually a horse psychic?
    Most certainly!!! She is as real as all horse psychics are...



  19. #899
    Join Date
    Apr. 3, 2003
    Location
    Up the creek from bar.ka
    Posts
    10,036

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Janet View Post
    Spy
    26 yo TB
    What hurts?

    Belle
    12 yo TB x Conn
    Do your feet hurt any more?

    Music
    22 yo TB x QH
    Do you prefer being ridden, or not ridden?

    Chief
    3 yo SF xTBxRID
    Who picks on you?
    Spy says: Pretty much everything at this point but it's tolerable. You know how it is? Don't ya ma?

    Belle says: Not so much. Seem okay to me. I'm look'n at them right now and they are all okay. Seems about right. Ya. Just about right.

    Music says: Some rides are fine these days but if I could just wander about and eat and eat and eat and ....

    Chief says: Gosh but they ALL pick on me. They call me Tonto and bite me and chase me away. They all crabby and I want a fella my own age to play with who is fun like me! Someone to gallop the feilds with and who will rear up and play "colt" with me. Shucks, ma, can you get me a 3 y.o. of my own? Or a 2 y.o. who I can boss around?



  20. #900
    Join Date
    Apr. 3, 2003
    Location
    Up the creek from bar.ka
    Posts
    10,036

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Neronrumor View Post
    Rumors Gelding 14yr Belgium Warbmblood NJ

    why does he keep refusing in the 3ft at shows when he never has refused at 3ft at home ? also is he jelous of neron his brother ?
    Rumors says: I wouldn't tell YOU if I was or was not jealous of that little punk ass bast***! What makes you think you can just bring whom ever into our lives without consulting me? Next time I need to have a say in what goes on around here! But, like I said, I'm not gonna tell you nothing!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jive View Post
    Matty, 8yr old Thoroughbred. Ontario, Canada

    Will this sudden streak of good behavior continue into next season so we can finally move into 3' hunters?
    Matty says: Oh ya, you like this? I got plenty more where this comes from! I AM A GOOD GIRL! Yes. I am. Good Girl. That's me. Let's do this thing! Rock and Roll mama!



Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 572
    Last Post: Sep. 30, 2005, 08:22 AM
  2. Northampton CANTER cuties in their new homes...
    By Bugs-n-Frodo in forum Off Course
    Replies: 393
    Last Post: Oct. 25, 2004, 06:25 PM
  3. Replies: 147
    Last Post: Nov. 15, 2003, 06:59 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
randomness