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  1. #721
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    Well, maybe you are goofing on us, but it does seem right on where mine are concerned...



  2. #722
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    Ginger, 6yo paint mare
    Who's your favorite- Bonnie or Justin?

    Hazel, 13yo stb mare
    Better to Ride or Drive?

    Grace, 6yo stb mare
    What is so wrong with your life Ms. Drama Llama???

    Sunny, 20 something shetland mare
    Do you need a new buddy?

    Hope, donkey unknown ancient age
    How are you feeling?



  3. #723
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    didn't anyone read offtopicday???????



  4. #724
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    Mel
    9 years old
    Gelding
    Cornish Maine

    Why can't you gain any weight?



  5. #725
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renascence View Post
    Well, maybe you are goofing on us, but it does seem right on where mine are concerned...
    You're kidding me right???? I mean, you do know that I'm not a horse psychic and that I just have a completely whacked out sense of humor and this is all for entertainment value, right? I mean, you do know that??? Right? Are you going to be the thread killer? I wish someone would kill this thread. When is my week over?



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    Quote Originally Posted by gloriginger View Post
    didn't anyone read offtopicday???????
    I guess NOT!



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    Quote Originally Posted by kingsland View Post
    How do you contact the horses and know they are the correct ones? If you do not mind my asking.
    It's majkical! Ancient Chinese secret! The answers to the questions just sort of come to me, and I can only assume that the voices I hear are those of the horse in question.



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    Quote Originally Posted by tidy rabbit View Post
    Hank says: Because I love Jasmine. I'm just like any guy, the meaner the woman the more I love her!
    OMG he told me the same thing ! That and " Have you seen her ? va va va voom! " I hope that you're writing a book, this is priceless.



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    OK Tidy since your powers have proven to be among the the highest of all would you mind me asking about-
    Donald
    Age 27
    Breed Morgan
    Bay Gelding
    Location CA
    What do you think about swimming every so often at the local horse spa ?



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    Sorry, Donald made me post twice



  11. #731
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    I'm not kidding...you're as good as the money ones!


    And furthermore I have two more

    Sassy, 6 rescue paint in ME , how come you take to x-c jumps better than a regular purposebred sporthorse? ps. feel free to just rename her, she came with this one.

    Tinkerbell 15 yo POA the last ac said you were worried about when Alice outgrows you, are you still worried?



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    Question how long?

    is your offer still good?
    breeder of Mercury!

    remember to enjoy the moment, and take a moment to enjoy and give God the glory for these wonderful horses in our lives.BECAUSE: LIFE is What Happens While Making Other Plans



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    Quote Originally Posted by Carol Ames View Post
    is your offer still good?
    You've got until 10pm Thursday.



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    Quote Originally Posted by walkercrazy11 View Post
    I appreciate your offer....Lily, 13 TWH mare, Ocala, Florida
    What can I do to make you happier?
    Lily says: Bring me a shrubbery.


    Quote Originally Posted by aab View Post
    Anthem
    TB Stallion
    Age 9
    Rhode Island
    Are you comfortable in your newly fitted saddle?
    Anthem says: Oh ya mama! That saddle is the best! I would like some new monogrammed saddle pads please. White square pads with burgundy trim. I'd like a martini glass embrodered on one of them. THanks!



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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperSTB View Post
    Ginger, 6yo paint mare
    Who's your favorite- Bonnie or Justin?

    Hazel, 13yo stb mare
    Better to Ride or Drive?

    Grace, 6yo stb mare
    What is so wrong with your life Ms. Drama Llama???

    Sunny, 20 something shetland mare
    Do you need a new buddy?

    Hope, donkey unknown ancient age
    How are you feeling?
    Ginger says: Neither. You're my favorite.

    Hazel says: Drive for sure!

    Grace says: My bedding is too dusty. There's cobwebs in my stall. My hay is not soft enough. My saddle pad is not as white as I'd like. My halter needs to be replaced. My neighbor sucks, the snoring at night makes me crazy. My treats are too few and far between. I don't like that hoof oil. I want a bra. A pink one with lacy cups. I just want it to play with one. I've always wanted to know what they are like up close.

    Quote Originally Posted by goldponies View Post
    Mel
    9 years old
    Gelding
    Cornish Maine

    Why can't you gain any weight?
    Mel says: We really should see a dr, you and I.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wanderluster View Post
    OK Tidy since your powers have proven to be among the the highest of all would you mind me asking about-
    Donald
    Age 27
    Breed Morgan
    Bay Gelding
    Location CA
    What do you think about swimming every so often at the local horse spa ?
    Donald says: Swimmings great! It's the getting there that's the hard part.

    Quote Originally Posted by Renascence View Post
    I'm not kidding...you're as good as the money ones!


    And furthermore I have two more

    Sassy, 6 rescue paint in ME , how come you take to x-c jumps better than a regular purposebred sporthorse? ps. feel free to just rename her, she came with this one.

    Tinkerbell 15 yo POA the last ac said you were worried about when Alice outgrows you, are you still worried?
    Sassy says: Just because you rescued me doesn't give you the right to call me SASSY. My name is HILDA. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth! Just be glad I jump so well!

    Tinkerbell says: Nope. I've come to accept that things will be what they will be.



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    TR - I think your are AWESOME and the real deal!! We all owe you some big Kudo's for doing this for everyone.

    If you get a chance (I know you have been swamped) I have two more questions:

    Lilly: Do you want to jump the really BIG jumps?
    Dancer: Are you happy?

    YOU ROCK!!!!

    Maybe we can all donate some money to your favorite charity?



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    Quote Originally Posted by EquineLVR View Post
    TR - I think your are AWESOME and the real deal!! We all owe you some big Kudo's for doing this for everyone.

    If you get a chance (I know you have been swamped) I have two more questions:

    Lilly: Do you want to jump the really BIG jumps?
    Dancer: Are you happy?

    YOU ROCK!!!!

    Maybe we can all donate some money to your favorite charity?
    That would be OHIO CANTER. If you all want to do something like that.... We can set it up and go for another week.



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    Default I got missed I think.....pretty please......

    Aspen 10 year old Cleveland Bay Sporthorse Stallion Millville PA

    If I put you back into work which discipline would you pick?


    Bruno 15 year old Percheron/Pony Gelding

    Would you rather do the hunters or dressage with the kids?

    Do you do people? Can you ask the barn owner white male, approximately 53 years old.

    Why were you so scared of Cyrus's nose warts?
    Maria Hayes-Frosty Oak Stables
    Home to All Eyez On Me, 1998 16.2 Cleveland Bay Sporthorse Stallion
    & FrostyOak Hampton 2008 Pure Cleveland Bay Colt
    www.frostyoaks.com



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    Quote Originally Posted by EquineLVR View Post
    TR - I think your are AWESOME and the real deal!! We all owe you some big Kudo's for doing this for everyone.

    If you get a chance (I know you have been swamped) I have two more questions:

    Lilly: Do you want to jump the really BIG jumps?
    Dancer: Are you happy?

    YOU ROCK!!!!

    Maybe we can all donate some money to your favorite charity?
    Lilly says: YES!!! Don't you? I'm excited.

    Dancer says: Ya. I'm pretty happy. Everything is clover and roses at the moment. Are YOU happy? xoxoxoxoxoxoxoooo

    Quote Originally Posted by aspenlucas View Post
    Aspen 10 year old Cleveland Bay Sporthorse Stallion Millville PA

    If I put you back into work which discipline would you pick?


    Bruno 15 year old Percheron/Pony Gelding

    Would you rather do the hunters or dressage with the kids?

    Do you do people? Can you ask the barn owner white male, approximately 53 years old.

    Why were you so scared of Cyrus's nose warts?
    Aspen says: I would pick pole bending. Isn't that the most? I've always dreamed of doing pole bending.

    Bruno says: I would rather do trail riding. But if I must choose either hunters or dressage, I'd say dressage.

    I've never done peeps so I couldn't tell you if I could or not.



  20. #740
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    TR, you are cracking me up!!!
    Amwrider: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their genitalia and may their arms be too short to scratch.



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