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  1. #21
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    thanks, that is so...helpful......lol



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    Quote Originally Posted by Fergs View Post
    What's the deal with your canter?!
    Ferg says: My girl parts hurt.



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    Okay, I have two horses.

    Ruby: 10 yr. old Quarter Pony mare, CA
    Do you want to start jumping again?

    Chance: 17 yr. old Thoroughbred X mare, CA
    Are you happy?
    Rebel Without Cash!



  4. #24
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    Default Here's mine

    Buggs, 13yrs old gelding, Virginia
    Do you want to start showing again?



  5. #25
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    Me too!

    Indy: 13 yo grey TB mare, Ontario.
    Q: Do you want to do hunter or jumper next year?

    Willow: 8 yo bay RhX mare, Ontario.
    Q: How big do you think you can jump?

    Oreo: 13 yo pinto pony mare, Ontario.
    Q: Are you happy?



  6. #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustABay View Post
    Oh I've tried everything else so why not this

    Casey, 11 year old gelding, Ontario Canada

    Oh why, why won't you just relax and accept the contact??? I know it's difficult to re-train, but seriously, it's not as bad as you think! There is no need to fight for 20 minutes every time me or my trainer get on and the giraffe thing is getting tired!!
    Casey says: I keep trying to train my mom and the other rider what they're supposed to be doing but they don't understand what I'm telling them. Can I have a translator please?



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    Lexy - 20-year-old chestnut WB (or so we're told) mare

    Dear Lexy, Why are you such a raving b*tch and will you ever stop being in heat?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubies and Pearls View Post
    Okay, I have two horses.

    Ruby: 10 yr. old Quarter Pony mare, CA
    Do you want to start jumping again?

    Chance: 17 yr. old Thoroughbred X mare, CA
    Are you happy?
    Ruby says: Let's just try a little and see how it goes?

    Chance says: I'm okay mom. Really, I'm as happy as any mare my age can be, I suppose. I miss you though.



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    Default Earl, 8 year old gelding, MI

    Okay, Earl, what bit would you like me to ride you in that you will respond to my half halts?



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    Quote Originally Posted by buggs95 View Post
    Buggs, 13yrs old gelding, Virginia
    Do you want to start showing again?
    Buggs says: If it makes you happy.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Come Shine View Post
    Me too!

    Indy: 13 yo grey TB mare, Ontario.
    Q: Do you want to do hunter or jumper next year?

    Willow: 8 yo bay RhX mare, Ontario.
    Q: How big do you think you can jump?

    Oreo: 13 yo pinto pony mare, Ontario.
    Q: Are you happy?
    Indy says: I want to do jumpers and maybe a little eq on the side.

    Willow says: How big can YOU jump? Can you stay with me? Hummmm?

    Oreo says: No. Not so much.



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    Quote Originally Posted by spoiledsweet View Post
    Lexy - 20-year-old chestnut WB (or so we're told) mare

    Dear Lexy, Why are you such a raving b*tch and will you ever stop being in heat?
    Lexy says: You know mom, I was wondering the same thing. Can you get me some regumate so this horrible thing stops happening to me?



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    My mom wants to know about her horse.

    Amilee: 4 yr. old WB mare, CA
    Why are you so loony?
    Rebel Without Cash!



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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryKay View Post
    Okay, Earl, what bit would you like me to ride you in that you will respond to my half halts?
    Earl says: I know how to do it, but sometimes I forget you are there. You're so small.



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    Quote Originally Posted by tidy rabbit View Post
    Ferg says: My girl parts hurt.
    Haaaaaa! I knew it.



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    Lexy says: You know mom, I was wondering the same thing. Can you get me some regumate so this horrible thing stops happening to me?
    Dear Lexy, If you start showing us a redeeming quality of any kind and decide to become useful for something other than spooking at rabbits, we will consider Regumate.



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    What the heck...

    Stitch, 9 yo g, Kentucky

    What dang blasted bit will work for you but still give Mommy brakes???



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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubies and Pearls View Post
    My mom wants to know about her horse.

    Amilee: 4 yr. old WB mare, CA
    Why are you so loony?
    Amilee says: Because I have a great sense of humor but no one understands my jokes! That, and I'm a 4 yr. WB mare.



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    Oh, I want to play!

    Nick: 10 yo TB gelding, Tampa FL

    Are you ready to come back to work & not buck your mother off?



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    Quote Originally Posted by LSM1212 View Post
    What the heck...

    Stitch, 9 yo g, Kentucky

    What dang blasted bit will work for you but still give Mommy brakes???
    Stitch says: Mom, it's not the bit, its your weak arms. Go to the gym and lift some weights would you?



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