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  1. #1
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    Default Hillbilly Farms Satellite Barns- You need a laugh?

    OMG. I check this site two or three times a year.

    They've updated with a Satellite Farms page.

    Read the one from Anytown NJ.

    http://members.surfbest.net/hillbill...satellite.html

    I like the last paragraph.
    http://kaboomeventing.com/
    http://kaboomeventing.blogspot.com/
    Horses are amazing athletes and make no mistake -- they are the stars of the show!



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    K - where do you find this stuff?!?!?!?!



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    What I find hilarious is that some people who email them don't get that it's not serious.

    That's a great website. My sister did the madlib a while back and it was hilarious.
    God forbid that I go to a heaven in which there are no horses



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    Talking

    lol! Thanks I needed that.....



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    snorting at my keyboard......

    sadl-tite, Old Country Buffet, and Corona beer... where do you ever see those 2 corporate entities sponsoring things together?

    This is outstanding, had forgotten how great this site is.
    I tolerate all kinds of animal idiosyncrasies.
    I've found that I don't tolerate people idiosyncrasies as well. - Casey09




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    Thank you for reminding me about this site!! Love it!



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    The jumping clinic is the best! Sometimes (huh?) we horse people take ourselves way too seriously!
    "Your best can be worn at any length"- Jason Mraz



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    "Winsome Losesome"
    LOL!
    I DARE someone to name their horse that!



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    Looks like a lot of folks wrote them who are 'irony impaired'. Giggle.
    I tolerate all kinds of animal idiosyncrasies.
    I've found that I don't tolerate people idiosyncrasies as well. - Casey09




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    I read that also.
    sounded like they get a lot of people who can't take a joke.
    This site has been around for year.
    I love the jumping clinic.

    I wish my step dad would be present at a Jim Graham clinic. Jim always sets these oxars that make Booms crack his back so hard. I go flying. I want to send them a pic!!!



    I'm pretty sure this jumping clinic archive pic (black and white pic)
    http://members.surfbest.net/hillbill...ique_arc1.html

    is one of our very own Eventing Cothers. I just don't remember who....
    http://kaboomeventing.com/
    http://kaboomeventing.blogspot.com/
    Horses are amazing athletes and make no mistake -- they are the stars of the show!



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    Sounds fun, but I can't get the site to work.
    Horse Show Names Free name website with over 6200 names. Want to add? PM me!



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    That is completely hilarious. My favorite is on the photo gallery where there is a gray horse running off and it's rider is lying flat out on the ground as if dead/comatose. It is right near the other classic shot which describes the helmeted drunk rider crawling on the ground behind the horses. Who are these people? I want to be their friends!



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    LOFF this...I too visit about once or twice a year, thanks for the update! It's a really good reminder of how to just laugh at yourself!
    "Passion, though a bad regulator, is a powerful spring." -- Emerson
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackwly View Post
    That is completely hilarious. My favorite is on the photo gallery where there is a gray horse running off and it's rider is lying flat out on the ground as if dead/comatose. It is right near the other classic shot which describes the helmeted drunk rider crawling on the ground behind the horses. Who are these people? I want to be their friends!


    Me too!!! It's a good thing I wasn't eating or drinking anything when I saw that picture. Love this site.
    God forbid that I go to a heaven in which there are no horses



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    Quote Originally Posted by purplnurpl View Post
    I'm pretty sure this jumping clinic archive pic (black and white pic)
    http://members.surfbest.net/hillbill...ique_arc1.html

    is one of our very own Eventing Cothers. I just don't remember who....
    Sho'nuff is. I give you a very vague and not necessarily COTH related hint. She's not a ... pornstar, but close enough.
    Definition of "Horse": a 4 legged mammal looking for an inconvenient place and expensive way to die. Any day they choose not to execute the Master Plan is just more time to perfect it. Be Very Afraid.



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    On their site, I looked under "Our Horses", and I laughed so much, look at the horse Coastal Sand, according to him, "No matter how close you are to the jump, there is always room to add one more stride".....too funny! What a good laugh.

    Holly
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    i too love that pic of the grey running away as his rider lays all spread out near the river. it really just looks like she got dumped & then just accepted it and laid back. haha.

    check out their sale area on cafepress...i definitely purchased the "my hillbilly horse beat up your imported warmblood" bumper sticker and the "WWGMD?" one too

    those people have awesome senses of humor! i wanna be their friend too.



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    This is some of the funny stuff I have seen in a very long time. I can't remember the last time I sat at my computer laughing so hard it brought tears to my eyes. Thanks for posting it. Its the best - definately made my day...



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    Default I'll take that dare!!!

    Just wiping the cereal/milk off my husband's keyboard (shhh, don't tell him!) and uttering this solemn vow:
    My next horse is going to be named "Winsome Losesome". Totally hilarious!!! And perfect for any mount of mine.



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    An awesome site!



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