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  1. #21
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    We really DON'T like being lesson horses.
    Good Judgement comes from Experience. Alot of that comes from Bad Judgement.




  2. #22
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    One peppermint is not the RDA for a 1200 pound QH.



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  3. #23
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    I'm prettier than you.



  4. #24
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    It's okay Mom, we can SHARE it! I'll go first. *dribbles apfel spit* Here you go! What do you mean you don't want it? NOOO, YOU'RE WASTING IT!



  5. #25
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    The faster we get this dressage crap out of the way, the faster we can jump, right mom? Mom? Screw this, I'm going over that vertical; hang on!


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  6. #26
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    Boo: Give me mints, dammit! / I trust you / I AM IN CHARGE OF THIS HERD!

    Grizz: Is it time to come in now? Is that my supper you're making? Will you hurry if I start rubbing my teeth on the door frame?

    The late and lovely Goldie: You are SO not smarter than I. Plus, blondes have more fun!

    Dee


    ETA: Coreene, could you please post some loffly Willem wisdom? Something to make me smile? Tks!
    Founder of the I LOFF my worrywart TB clique!
    Official member of the "I Sing Silly Songs to My Animals!" Clique
    http://wilddiamondintherough.blogspot.ca/



  7. #27
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    "You think I followed you all this way up this huge pasture without a lead to testify my love. Silly, silly human."
    .....
    "FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!"



  8. #28
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    Ooh, cool, you're here! What do we get to do today?



  9. #29
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    Can I please sit in your lap, and you just hold me lol
    There's something about the outside of a horse that's good for the inside of a man.

    -Sir Winston Churchill



  10. #30
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    "What are you doing up there?! Leave me alone!" *I get out of her way*
    "WHERE DID YOU GO!?!??? COME BAAAAAAACK"
    "Why are you back? I don't need........WAIT!!!"

    and so on and so forth.
    “Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.”
    - Meister Eckhart



  11. #31
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    I Love You Mom and I'm so glad to see you.....

    Now please hide me from the trainer lady, would ya.....
    Unashamed Member of the Dressage Arab Clique
    CRAYOLA POSSE= Thistle



  12. #32
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    NOOOO! NOT A BATH!!!! NONONONO!!!! ANYTHING BUT A BATH!!!! I'M MELLLLLTINNNNNG....MOMMMMM NOOOOOOOOO..........

    (so says my 3yo with the typical toddler opinion of bathing)
    "Adulthood? You're playing with ponies. That is, like, every 9 year old girl's dream. Adulthood?? You're rocking the HELL out of grade 6, girl."


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  13. #33
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    "If I have to take a bath, it's only fair that you do too, right?"
    My mare on her thoughts of baths. She ALWAYS has to some how manage to blast ME with the hose a couple times.



  14. #34
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    "HEY! You can't just go on vacation without me. And you're not allowed to get sick either! Goddamnit I'm just gonna colic and rake up the vet bills, all while looking adorable... you miss me now, right?"

    Ah, the logic of baby gelding OTTBs.


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  15. #35
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    I wanna canter now, Mom, aren't you tired of trotting? Here, see, I canter so pretty -- whaddya mean, you still wanna trot? Oh geeezzz . . . .


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  16. #36
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    3: "How DARE you ride that Mare! And right in front of me while I tote this student around!"



  17. #37
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    Believe in yourself and I WILL believe in you.


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  18. #38
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    Red-Dog- Mom just give me the mints i don't want petted leave me alone and we will be friends.

    George- MOM,mom,mom,mom, do you have any food? Mom i asked a question. Its okay mom i've got it covered if you say its okay it has to be okay.



  19. #39
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    *as I get saddle out and rest it on rack*

    "Oh No... Youhave not brushed me enough..... "

    *15 minutes dancing around stall later*

    "This really would have been easier if you had just brushed me like you were supposed to."

    *15 minutes later of brushing*

    "Ok. You can ride now."

    *stands like a statue to tack*

    the Red TB Mare.
    If i'm posting on Coth, it's either raining so I can't ride or it's night time and I can't sleep.



  20. #40
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    No mum, that really is a horse eating killer sheep, i'm not going any where near it you mentalist!!!



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