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  1. #181
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    "Put the treats in my feed tub and back away ...SLOWLY"
    "Don't even think of putting those ribbons in my mane...and OMG is that pink Glitter"-- <--what I know my DD's pony says daily
    "I would not beleive her if her tongue came notorized"



  2. #182
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    "Bon bon!"



  3. #183
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    OMG Mom! Where have you been?!?! I've been waiting sooooo long for you to show up! Give me kisses, more kisses! Can I have a carrot? Wait! Where are you going?!?! Come back!(Dances in place when I walk across the aisle) Is she coming back? Oh thank goodness, you are coming back! Don't walk mom, RUN! Come give me more kisses and another cookie... Pleeeeaaaasssseeee?! I love you... Sigh (Big soppy brown eye look.) Don't ever leave me....
    Celtic Charisma (R.I.P) ~ http://flickr.com/photos/rockandracehorses/2387275281
    Proud owner of "The Intoxicated Moose!"
    "Hope is not an executable plan" ~ My Mom
    I love my Dublin-ator



  4. #184
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    Jax "Is there more hay/food? Please tell me there is more food. Oh good, thanks! You can be on your way now...."
    Celtic Charisma (R.I.P) ~ http://flickr.com/photos/rockandracehorses/2387275281
    Proud owner of "The Intoxicated Moose!"
    "Hope is not an executable plan" ~ My Mom
    I love my Dublin-ator



  5. #185
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    "I'm resting up for my nap".
    "I've spent most of my life riding horses. The rest I've just wasted". - Anonymous



  6. #186
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    "Thank you for giving me a chance. What do you want me to do? I will try my best."

    The one that wasn't supposed to stay, seems to say this to me every day.
    I suppose that's one reason why he's still here. Can't help but love him :-)



  7. #187
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    Just hang on & stay out of my way & I'll get us around xc. I really have to do everything myself or it won't get done correctly



  8. #188
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    Phoenix, the steady QH gelding: "The dog scared me. Just hold my head while I close my eyes. I need sympathy."

    Maggie, the Shetland Pony: "I'm a good girl. See? I'm nice to the little boy. May I have treats now? (nom, nom) And now? (nom, nom) What about now? (nom, nom) I could use another...."

    Donkeyotee, the large standard donkey gelding: "So, when you get on my back, you don't want to see my acrobatic moves? Really? 'Cause they're really cool."

    Libby, the Morgan mare (recent rescue): "I'm safe now, I'm safe now, I'm safe now..." *happy sigh* "Oh no! Someone is coming! Oh, it's you. I'm safe now, I'm safe now...."


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  9. #189
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    "Cut it oot." (he's Canadian)
    People call themselves animal lovers, then let their dogs chase the squirrels. You're scaring the shit out of the squirrels, you schmuck!


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  10. #190
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    "I'm going to yell and yell until you feed me. You might forget this one time to feed me, even though you haven't yet, you just might."


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  11. #191
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    My old mare in her journalists a lot..
    You are my master and I lose you_Squirrel!!!!
    Save Schrodinger's Cat!!!



  12. #192
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    When I ride-" ugh I apparently do not speak your language, get off my face"
    When trainer rides-" see how pretty I can be""


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  13. #193
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    Aren't I cute!



  14. #194
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    "Today we shall gallop. No cookies before and many cookies and a shower after. And make sure you giggle when I gallop like you always do. I like that."



  15. #195
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    From my late ASB mare

    "I don't want to go outside the barn! I don't want to go back in my stall either! Hmph!"



  16. #196
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    You're not the boss of me! Weeeeeee!



  17. #197
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    Miss Mare: " i really like this huge indoor much better than the timy one at my last home"
    Me hang on for dear life while formerly lethargic Red mare trots at mach 2 around new Indoor.
    Miss Mare: That TB gelding loves me Oh the AQHA does too. And the paint in the next field. Oh is that my old haflinger boyfirend I bet he misses me!
    Me: would you please go out of this eternal heat!



  18. #198
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    me: ask for lead change..
    I'm not listening
    me: ask a little harder...
    I'm not listening
    me: jab with my leg - lead change please!...
    Buck kick lead change - "You don't have to ask THAT hard!!!"


    Yes, she's a mare! Trainers reply is usually "That's OK, she got it" & my wise crack is "Yeah, your not sitting on it!"
    Life is hard. Buy a freaking helmet.
    Quote Originally Posted by meupatdoes View Post
    Whatever, go gallop.



  19. #199
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    I know if I stare at you long enough you will give me a treat.
    Horses aren't our whole life, but makes our life whole



  20. #200
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    One day accidentally had carrot in the same pocket as a dog treat. Gave D carrot:

    "Ooooh a caaaarot. Yum!! Thank yo...wait... Whatisthis?!?! yuckyspitgagwretchOMGThisisgoingtokillmeeeeeeee!!! " Spits carrot on the ground and continues to have a seizure. "Oh My God...how could you poison me like that? I thought you loved meeee?! Am I going to die? I think I'm dying..."
    Barn rat for life

    The Big Horse



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