OMG Mom! Where have you been?!?! I've been waiting sooooo long for you to show up! Give me kisses, more kisses! Can I have a carrot? Wait! Where are you going?!?! Come back!(Dances in place when I walk across the aisle) Is she coming back? Oh thank goodness, you are coming back! Don't walk mom, RUN! Come give me more kisses and another cookie... Pleeeeaaaasssseeee?! I love you... Sigh (Big soppy brown eye look.) Don't ever leave me....
Miss Mare: " i really like this huge indoor much better than the timy one at my last home"
Me hang on for dear life while formerly lethargic Red mare trots at mach 2 around new Indoor.
Miss Mare: That TB gelding loves me Oh the AQHA does too. And the paint in the next field. Oh is that my old haflinger boyfirend I bet he misses me!
Me: would you please go out of this eternal heat!
One day accidentally had carrot in the same pocket as a dog treat. Gave D carrot:
"Ooooh a caaaarot. Yum!! Thank yo...wait... Whatisthis?!?! yuckyspitgagwretchOMGThisisgoingtokillmeeeeeeee!!! " Spits carrot on the ground and continues to have a seizure. "Oh My God...how could you poison me like that? I thought you loved meeee?! Am I going to die? I think I'm dying..."