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  1. #1
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    Default Bumper sticker contest

    Hi there! I own Horse Hollow Press. We are probably the biggest bumper sticker maker in the horse industry. I usually say if it's on the back of a car and it's horsey, it's probably ours.

    Here's the contest! We pay $50 for every bumper sticker slogan we use. And, you'll get samples of the printed piece for your trailer and friends. We are looking for new sayings/slogans. You can look at our web site, www.horsehollowpress.com and click on bumper stickers to see examples.

    Think to your discipline. What are some of the quotes, sayings, acronyms, lingos and things you use between friends? What are you 'texting' that is especially funny! Maybe it's not something everyone uses but you all get a kick out of it. Maybe it's something you've heard a friend saying (include them in on this). Maybe it's something someone said when you were a kid that stuck with you. Maybe it is just a funny thing that you say day to day.

    Some samples: Fox hunters out fox everyone; Proud owner of a very pretty but completely useless horse; Golf Gourses: Just a waste of valuable pasture land; Take my husband, stay away from the horse, etc.

    I would love anything relating to horses and gas (arh, arh!) both fuel and methane. Also, trailering, trail riding, dressage, H/J, western disciplines, etc. Breed specific are great too!

    Please don't rip off other people's sayings you've seen on previously printed bumper stickers or other printed materials. We don't want to plagiarize. But you can parody...which means if there is a saying that goes with an ad or anything and you're making fun of it, that's okay.

    You can e-mail me directly at jevers@warwick.net or you can put them right up here. If your's are selected I will PM you for your address. You can enter as many sayings as you want.

    Good luck and I look forward to your responses!

    [Mods: Hope this is okay, might be kinda fun before all the kids go back to school.]



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    CANTER has a great 'slogan' that I have seen on sweatshirts, but never on a bumper sticker, and I REALLY want it on a bumper sticker!! I have no idea where it originated from but if it was out there, I'd buy a bunch:

    My ex-racehorse can beat up your warmblood
    "To understand the soul of a horse is the closest human beings can come to knowing perfection."



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    Talking

    Dressage...so you thought you knew how to ride...HA!

    Pony is a four letter word!

    I ride a cart horse!

    Riding is...humbling.......

    3 horse owners 4 opinions

    Its ALWAYS the rider's fault

    Ponies..Good thing they're cute....

    Horse? Husband? HORSE!!!!!!!!

    Still taking lessons......after all these years......

    my heart my horse

    Prrrrrrrrrrr

    GIT!

    GOOOOOOOOOOD BOYYYYYY!!!!!

    inside leg to outside rein

    GIVE

    the release is the reward

    Dressage riders do it PERFECTLY

    Stay in the ring

    BREATH

    My kingdom for MY horse

    my pony is my therapist

    OUTSIDE REIN...THE OTHER OUTSIDE REIN!!!!!
    he's a big horse with short legs...really!



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    Default Here's 2 I put on shirts and a couple great ones I want to start putting on shirts

    I know the Alphabet - AKEHCMBF

    I can count - 1 2 3a 3b 4 5 6 7a 7b 7c 8 9 10

    and the new one:
    Drum Roll Please

    you only THINK you ride like _________
    insert:
    George
    Margie
    Lendon
    and a whole slew of others
    Back of shirts will be GREAT BIG " I DO"


    Or even a pic of a horse thinking "Lets see A carrot or a stick, HMMMM, I'll take the CARROT"
    " iCOTH " window/bumper stickers. Wood Routed Stall and Farm Signs
    http://www.bluemooncustomsigns.com



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    http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p...Bootsfuf22.jpg


    This is on my home desktop of my computer. The picture is Bevals. I added the text. If you use the text, obviouly you will need a different picture. I put it on a facebook page as a bumper sticker, and have seen it a few other places since.

    FREE TACK/APPAREL ADS: BITS AND BARTER BOARD: http://bitsandbarter.proboards.com/i...ay&thread=5450



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    Golf is for people who can't ride polo ponies

    My TB is smarter then your stupid honor student.

    Men are like horses: but horse are actually worth the effort ( does that sounf dirty? Its not meant to)

    Grand Prix Pleassage rider: All the fun of dressage, none of the bickering


    YUITGE: It doesn't matter if you can't understand it. I got paid $50 for making it up!

    Welcome to the internet--home of world class whack-a-troll playoffs



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    Please watch your kids, I love my horse...



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    Caution: Road apples can fly! (Show back of trailer with horses tail hanging out

    My ass (Insert pic of mule) is going riding!

    My home away from home (pic of truck pulling trailer)

    Truck 15 grand- trailer 25 grand Horse Priceless.

    fulltime job = paycheck/owning a horse = "Can I borrow 10 bucks"



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    Golfers say 4-whoa horse riders say Whoa Damit

    I don't get bucked off, the ground lifts up and hits me.

    My horse owns me!



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    For a trailer
    "Don't tailgate me, my horse is worth more than your car!"
    "The horse you get off is not the same as the horse you got on. It's your job to make sure he's better "
    http://www.facebook.com/album.php?ai...&id=1495740009
    ~*Dani*~



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    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by equusrocks View Post
    Please watch your kids, I love my horse...

    "What color is your Crayon?"
    Crayola posse ~ Lazer Lemon yellow
    Take time to give...it is too short a day to be selfish. - Ben Franklin



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    Quote Originally Posted by DairyQueen2049 View Post
    "What color is your Crayon?"
    No, no, no! "What color crayon are you?"!



    I have the cutest skirt ever, and it would make an awesome bumper sticker (but I don't know if you could, with the whole "no copying thing"):

    Smart (Picture of Donkey aka Ass)

    Founder, Higher Standards Leather Care Addicts Anonymous
    Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.



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    Another great trailer bumper sticker:

    In small print:

    "If you're close enough to read this, you are what you see."
    "To understand the soul of a horse is the closest human beings can come to knowing perfection."



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    My favorite:

    The more people I know, the more I loff my horse(s).
    "For God hates utterly
    The bray of bragging tongues."
    Sophocles, Antigone Spoken by the Leader of the Chorus of Theban Elders



  17. #17
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    Caution: Chestnut Mare On Board
    Caution: I Already Gelded The Horse, And He Didn't Tailgate
    I Didn't Fall Off, The Tack Threw Me
    Yes, I Fell Off At The Walk - OK, At The Stop
    Please Don't Tailgate: Horse-Owner Has Anger Issues
    I Respect Your Children, Please Respect My Horse/Dog
    Don't Feed The Horse - Hands Are Most Useful With All 10 Carrots
    Riding Breeches Are The Devil's Work
    If My Horse Was My Therapist, I'd Hope He Wouldn't Keep Trying To Lie Down On Me!
    Horses - One Really Scary Butterfly From Total Disaster



  18. #18
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    You have a therapist;
    I have a HORSE

    Horses: A dollar saved,
    Two dollars spent

    300 lb. deer = totaled car
    1200 lb. horse = You figure it out!

    My greatest blessing has
    four hooves and a fuzzy nose!

    I'd rather be at the barn.
    "We need a pinned ears icon." -MysticOakRanch



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    "Naked invisible robot fish" ~MistyBlue

    Have no idea what it means exactly, but it will have people talking and COTHers recognizing each other on the highway!


    \"For all those men who say, \"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free,\" here\'s an update for you: Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it\'s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.\"-



  20. #20
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    Default Hay

    These are so excellent, keep 'em coming. Love Grand Prix Pleassage rider...arh, arh!! And Horses: One really scarey butterfly away from disaster. Arh, arh!

    I'll be in touch with the ones we chose in the meantime, keep them coming!



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