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  1. #1
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    Default Caption the photo

    Let's keep in clean and not nasty but still have some fun as I think it is a classic image

    What caption would you have with this photo?

    AP Photo/Kathy Willens - Michael Iavarone following the Belmont Stakes



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    I can't help but sing the song "so you had a bad day...."



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    "I've got a headache THIS big, and it's got Excedrin written all over it."



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    Damn, Dog, I feel like such an ass.



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    I think this one sums it up nicely:

    Doh!



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    There is an old Simpson's episode I am reminded of ...

    Donut man: Hey, what gives? These donuts are piling up.
    Karl: Heh. Yeah, Homer Simpson went on a diet.
    Donut man: Oh my God... And I just bought a boat! [slaps forehead]



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    "Who knew I shouldn't have used him in the exacta!"
    Congratulate me! My CANTER cutie is an honor student at Goofball University!



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    "Oh man I really did NOT want to have to use my hit mans services."
    "Gallop as if you were to die tomorrow, jump as if you were to live forever."



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    Sorry, Glimmer, nothing I can come up with is remotely clean! It does involve the words, "Who's your daddy NOW?"
    Life would be infinitely better if pinatas suddenly appeared throughout the day.



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    I could've had a V8



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    Ivarone was a stock broker....

    "Stocks are plummetting, maybe I should call Martha Stewart to see how I can get out early and NOT get caught"

    OR

    "I can't go to Vegas ever again."
    Fourth N' Goal Training LLC.
    ~Specializing in Mom and Kid Approved Equitation and Jumper Horses

    *Horse Collector Status = Six Pack*



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    I was thinking that the rather large gentleman to his right who looks like former Giant's linebacker Lawrence Taylor uttered something like:

    "Little Nick" Corozzo sent me to get you, said he's want to speak with you about that "sure thing"



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    There goes my lifetime Free Overnight Shipping deal . . .



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    Classic, Jumper!

    and on that note...
    \" I really thought I was "in" with that Hooter's girl"



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    Head On - Apply directly to the forehead.
    Head On - Apply directly to the forehead.
    Head On - Apply directly to the forehead.........



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    Iavarone, "Geez, I hope this guy isn't looking to be reimbursed for his bet on the forgone conclusion."
    "Everyone will start to cheer, when you put on your sailin shoes"-Lowell George



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    Default who dat man...

    [QUOTE=Glimmerglass;3277238]I was thinking that the rather large gentleman to his right who looks like former Giant's linebacker Lawrence Taylor uttered something like:

    [iIsn't that Shaq? He was there in his jockey silks. Could make sails out of em!
    Another killer of threads



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    ooooooooh my gawd how am i going to pay for my bodyguard - now



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    Please tell me this is all just a bad dream (nightmare!), and that I'm about to wake up!



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    Considering the owners are rumored to be mob-connected, how about -

    "I am so dead."



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