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  1. #1
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    Default Caption the photo

    Let's keep in clean and not nasty but still have some fun as I think it is a classic image

    What caption would you have with this photo?

    AP Photo/Kathy Willens - Michael Iavarone following the Belmont Stakes



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    I can't help but sing the song "so you had a bad day...."



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    "I've got a headache THIS big, and it's got Excedrin written all over it."



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    Damn, Dog, I feel like such an ass.



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    I think this one sums it up nicely:

    Doh!



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    There is an old Simpson's episode I am reminded of ...

    Donut man: Hey, what gives? These donuts are piling up.
    Karl: Heh. Yeah, Homer Simpson went on a diet.
    Donut man: Oh my God... And I just bought a boat! [slaps forehead]



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    "Who knew I shouldn't have used him in the exacta!"
    Congratulate me! My CANTER cutie is an honor student at Goofball University!



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    "Oh man I really did NOT want to have to use my hit mans services."
    "Gallop as if you were to die tomorrow, jump as if you were to live forever."



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    Sorry, Glimmer, nothing I can come up with is remotely clean! It does involve the words, "Who's your daddy NOW?"
    Life would be infinitely better if pinatas suddenly appeared throughout the day.



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    I could've had a V8



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    Ivarone was a stock broker....

    "Stocks are plummetting, maybe I should call Martha Stewart to see how I can get out early and NOT get caught"

    OR

    "I can't go to Vegas ever again."
    Zippos Kryptonite (Reno) 05' AQHA
    Little Miss Understood (Indy) 01' Appaloosa
    The Unturned Stone (Chase) 11' AQHA
    ~ Rescue Mom to: Hope, Ciara, Charlotte, Ace, Knox



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    I was thinking that the rather large gentleman to his right who looks like former Giant's linebacker Lawrence Taylor uttered something like:

    "Little Nick" Corozzo sent me to get you, said he's want to speak with you about that "sure thing"



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    There goes my lifetime Free Overnight Shipping deal . . .



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    Classic, Jumper!

    and on that note...
    \" I really thought I was "in" with that Hooter's girl"



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    Head On - Apply directly to the forehead.
    Head On - Apply directly to the forehead.
    Head On - Apply directly to the forehead.........



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    Iavarone, "Geez, I hope this guy isn't looking to be reimbursed for his bet on the forgone conclusion."
    "Everyone will start to cheer, when you put on your sailin shoes"-Lowell George

    What's the status on Tuco?



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    Default who dat man...

    [QUOTE=Glimmerglass;3277238]I was thinking that the rather large gentleman to his right who looks like former Giant's linebacker Lawrence Taylor uttered something like:

    [iIsn't that Shaq? He was there in his jockey silks. Could make sails out of em!
    Another killer of threads



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    ooooooooh my gawd how am i going to pay for my bodyguard - now



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    Please tell me this is all just a bad dream (nightmare!), and that I'm about to wake up!



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    Considering the owners are rumored to be mob-connected, how about -

    "I am so dead."



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