No matter what term I use, my searches return no results. I'm fairly sure the word "bit" has been used a time or two on these forums!
The search feature built into the board ignores all words with less than 4 letters. You can find topics through a google search by entering the following in the search box on google
or replacing the word bit with whatever search term you want.
That explains why neither "gag" or "bit" returned any results! Thank you!