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  1. #1
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    Default Your favorite COTH poster's signature lines?

    I just read this one from TropicalStorm:

    "In my opinion, a horse is the animal to have. 1300 pounds of raw muscle, power, grace, and sweat between your legs - it's something you just can't get from a pet hamster."

    hehe. Love it. I wanna put it on my office door, but I'd probably get in trouble for putting up suggestive material...(sorry TS )

    So...what are your favorites?



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    I don't know who they belong to...

    But I truly loff the Judas Collas one, something like "Sometimes she wished she was sleeping with a man instead of her dog, but at least she never felt like she was sleeping with the wrong dog... "

    And I stole this one for my work siggy, (the boss HATES me) "If you can't set a good example, at least serve as a horrible warning."
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    Bits are like cats, what's one more? (Petstorejunkie)



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    I have the sig lines turned off, so I don't see any.

    I prefer it that way. Too cluttered otherwise.



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    "it must be true- I read it on the internet"



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    I'm not too sure whose it is....

    "you don't need the whole pig just to get a little sausage!"

    Thats my favorite and it catches my eye everytime I see it!



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    Not sure who has this one but it makes me smile every time...

    "Where am I and what am I doing in this handbasket?"



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    Nope, not me, nosirree...

    years ago someone had one that said something along the lines of "When I grow old I want to die i my sleep like Grandma, not screaming in terror like her passengers" or something like that.
    Definition of "Horse": a 4 legged mammal looking for an inconvenient place and expensive way to die. Any day they choose not to execute the Master Plan is just more time to perfect it. Be Very Afraid.



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    I like the one that is something like "Always on the verge of brilliance or disaster."



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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Day View Post
    Not sure who has this one but it makes me smile every time...

    "Where am I and what am I doing in this handbasket?"

    As soon as I read the topic this is the sig line that came to my mind too! LOL!! My personal favorite as well.



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    Quote Originally Posted by pony89 View Post
    I like the one that is something like "Always on the verge of brilliance or disaster."
    I like that one too... I think it was THomas_1 who said it, and another COTHer has it in their sig line... great quote!!

    DMK personally I'm a fan of your current sig line... I think I need to chant that to myself every morning.... ugh....
    We couldn't all be cowboys, so some of us are clowns.



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    I like to think of my "location" as a statement of fact. My sig is just stuff I'd like to remember...
    Definition of "Horse": a 4 legged mammal looking for an inconvenient place and expensive way to die. Any day they choose not to execute the Master Plan is just more time to perfect it. Be Very Afraid.



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    I like the one that says something about 2 horse people, 3 opinions. It's so true!
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    Talking signature lines

    I also enjoyed these so much that I put them in a file! Very clever minded, and oh-so-true!


    I'M NOT RICH!!!...I CAN'T EVEN PAY ATTENTION.

    I'm a circus director now.

    If you believe everything you read, better not read. -- Japanese Proverb

    Just wish the horses and riders BOTH would get off drugs, the only thing to be SMOKING is the competition.

    A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

    In my opinion, a horse is the animal to have. 1300 pounds of raw muscle, power, grace, and sweat between your legs - it's something you just can't get from a pet hamster.

    "Was that a release or was that epilepsy? I couldn't tell..."

    I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party.

    Take a shot of whatever and relax.

    "Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing an idiot."

    Lapeer ... a small drinking town with a farming problem.
    Proud Closet Canterer!

    If you think your hairstyle is more important than your brain, you're probably right.

    If the Number 2 pencil is so popular, why is it still number 2?

    "It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required." ~Stephen Leacock

    "Difficult people are a gift for they give you a chance to practice patience and tolerence\" I need to get off the gift list

    Support Bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

    "Ponies are a socially acceptable form of child abuse." - said by a friend when asked if she was going to find a pony for her 5 year old daughter.

    ~ I went into this restaurant that serves breakfast any time. I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.~

    "Have YOU ever looked into the eyes of a rich white child who has just lost a jumping competition?"

    Are you going to live your life standing in the back looking around? --J.W.

    The voices in my head are snoring.

    No one has the right to go through life unoffended.

    Canada - where summer means that the ice is too thin to skate on............

    Silence is golden and Duct Tape is silver.

    "I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...Procrastinating and rationalizing." - Calvin & Hobbes



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    Awwww, mine is in the list!
    Quote Originally Posted by SuzieQNutter
    The whip is held across your thigh so as you can still hold the reins without spilling your coffee!!
    SillyHorse adds: Or your wine.



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    Quote Originally Posted by pony grandma View Post
    Are you going to live your life standing in the back looking around? --J.W.
    Ha... that's one of my favorite songs. It's a line from "A Praise Chorus," by Jimmy Eat World, often abbreviated JEW, but never JW, as far as I know.



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    My favorite, (other than DMK's handbasket line) goes something like: "If life hands you a lemon, make lemonade - then find someone who life gave vodka and have a party!"



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    "Men are easy. If they aren't horny, give them a ham sandwich."

    Can't remember whose tag line that was, but I remember she was a kick in the pants.



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    I used the Texas line for years, but I LOVE the bacteria line and the lemonade line.
    Definition of "Horse": a 4 legged mammal looking for an inconvenient place and expensive way to die. Any day they choose not to execute the Master Plan is just more time to perfect it. Be Very Afraid.



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    Someone has one that says something like - "A person is smart. People are dumb panicky animalsm and you know it."

    And - "You can't leave! All the plants are gonna die"



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    Oh I have been trying to find the one that said something along the lines of...

    The man in charge of the free world was rendered unconscious by a pretzel.

    Thats not it but close, if you know the real one I have been looking for it!



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