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  1. "The p-p-president was there? And he ate the...

    "The p-p-president was there? And he ate the guacamole?" A mascara-laden tear trickled down AJ's cheek. Oh, if only she could go back in time a few weeks, when her biggest problem was a horse show...
  2. ^^This. I am sitting here laughing! Can't...

    ^^This. I am sitting here laughing! Can't believe Manuel shot his own daughter for bad riding; what a plot twist!
  3. Synopis: As our story begins, Amanda Jessica...

    Synopis:

    As our story begins, Amanda Jessica Phelps-Ratatouille (AJ) is jilted by her polo-playing, billionaire boyfriend who has been funding her horse-show habit. Ryan de Silva, AKA Jeremy, is...
  4. Tiffany’s stomach was in knots. Oblivious to the...

    Tiffany’s stomach was in knots. Oblivious to the chaos erupting in the food tent, she prepared to enter the ring. Ryan had insisted that she use his top dressage mount, Holy Guacamole, for the...
  5. “Sixty Shades of Bay” was nearing completion. AJ...

    “Sixty Shades of Bay” was nearing completion. AJ knew that including Manuel would make it over-the-top outrageous, in addition to letting him think he was in control. Was he? Too late now. She...
  6. “Hello, Nick?” AJ couldn’t believe her good...

    “Hello, Nick?” AJ couldn’t believe her good fortune when The Mousetro himself answered. A few sessions with The Mousetro should do the trick, and wipe that smug little smile off of Tiffany’s face....
  7. CONDENSED VERSION: Amanda Jessica...

    CONDENSED VERSION:

    Amanda Jessica Phelps-Ratatouille exited the highway a tad too fast and felt the horses in the trailer behind her shift their weight. Damn, she thought, I have to stop thinking...
  8. Furious and shaking, AJ slumped onto a nearby hay...

    Furious and shaking, AJ slumped onto a nearby hay bale and started working out a plan. She pulled out her e-cig and puffed away, wishing she still had a latte to go with it. First things...
  9. :lol:

    :lol:
  10. “Hey girl, careful with my horses!” Jeremy...

    “Hey girl, careful with my horses!” Jeremy sauntered over to her open window. A.J.’s eyes travelled down the line of his open shirt, resting briefly on his guac-stained breeches. She wondered what...
  11. Ryan. There he was, in the middle of her...

    Ryan. There he was, in the middle of her driveway! Amanda Jessica (A.J. to her friends) cursed under her breath. For some reason, she remembered how he had confided in her that night long ago. Told...
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    My pet peeve is the phrase "Horse rides good"...

    My pet peeve is the phrase "Horse rides good" (usually seen in Craigslist ads).
    Really? What does he ride, a bicycle? :confused:
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    This has been an interesting thread. It seems to...

    This has been an interesting thread. It seems to be stuck in a back-and-forth, right/wrong mode. So I will add my .02 cents and see where it goes. This is something that happened to me about 10...
  14. Thread: Show name needed!!

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    I'm thinking along the same lines as RugBug. ...

    I'm thinking along the same lines as RugBug. Gigi makes me think of Audrey Hepburn; my favorite character of hers is Holly Golightly.
    Golightly, or Go Lightly?
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    Butterfly Kisses

    Butterfly Kisses
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    When I saw the title of this thread, my first...

    When I saw the title of this thread, my first thought was "Let me look in the mirror and get back with you." :) As it pertains to horses, I was taught one wrinkle but that was a long time ago. The...
  17. Thread: Canter Cutie Alert!

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    Canter Cutie Alert!

    I thought this one was extra-cute!
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    Dear Cat: Why do you insist on grooming the dog?...

    Dear Cat: Why do you insist on grooming the dog? You always lick her fur the wrong way, and quite aggressively I might add. And what is up with your toenail obsession? Please leave my husband's...
  19. Epic. I thought some light reading before bed...

    Epic. I thought some light reading before bed one night would help me fall asleep, but I ended up reading that until 3:00 a.m.!
    *I wish we had icons for different drinks to pair with train wreck...
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    Sounds great, have fun and update us with some...

    Sounds great, have fun and update us with some pics when you have time!
  21. Thread: Canter Cutie Alert!

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    That's not surprising, from the way his coat is...

    That's not surprising, from the way his coat is glowing! I bet he'll go fast.
  22. Thread: Canter Cutie Alert!

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    Canter Cutie Alert!

    I thought this was a nice one:

    Lt. Kojak/Canter NE
  23. Condensed Version: Picture it: she's in the...

    Condensed Version:

    Picture it: she's in the warm up ring cantering around on said horse. The back door to a trailer parked by the gate flies open! Crazy trainer appears and yells "I told you you'd...
  24. O.K., now we have no choice but to make up a...

    O.K., now we have no choice but to make up a drama-filled adventure (this is a great start).

    CT burns rubber with the truck and trailer, spraying gravel as the OP struggles to remove the lasso....
  25. This is so funny! 8:09 am central, OP we are...

    This is so funny! 8:09 am central, OP we are ready for you to report in now, ha ha! Seriously, I have my fingers crossed that this deal worked out for you; the horse sounds lovely.
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