Type: Posts; User: Shodan VIII
It takes a while to realize why certain combos cause weird looks to appear on people's faces.
Case in point:
My shopping list from a while back:
Beer (for cooking)
KY Jelly (can't remember...
Delurking temporarily to tell two stories.
... I really should not be admitting these because one of them involved an illegal act and the other involved a familial lie (and happened to my friend)....
Insanely hard keeper. I get sick, watch my weight fall. Even at a "normal weight" you can see my ribs.
Corrective shoeing (orthotics)
Gelded (Not literally!...
I quadruple that!
Umm.... How do we push this back into horse related?
I know, how about the genetics of horse coloration!
I always lead shopping carts from the left (although this may be for practical reasons, I can pull MUCH harder than I push)
I got caught petting and playfully scritching my car... I half expected...
WRONG! I'm male!
The person below me has done something very dangerous (to themselves) with their horse and survived. (Riding without helmet, riding backwards, etc.)
N/A - unmarried
The person below me tows with a F-350.
At last count:
1 saddle (decoration)
4 saddle pads (as rugs)
A longe whip
A pitchfork (not used, don't ask)
A "Wall of Bits" decoration
The person below me tows with a new (2000s) Ford F-Series, diesel.
I was caught myself looking at the air above someone's head trying to find out what their mood is. (Oops, humans don't have ears there! :lol:)
I record pieces of music from freestyle dressage...
I have fantasized about naming my kids "Dan Patch" (m) or "Misty/Stormy" (f), but fortunately, my sanity overrode my horse addiction. :lol:
Wait, is being named "Stormy" a bad thing? :lol:
That is my worst nightmare: pulling out something like a hoof pick or a bot knife at a store. They'll think I'm trying to rob the place or something!
I am VERY ashamed to admit this one:
I've actually started stall weaving! (minus the stall) :lol: :uhoh:
I also do...
I have once described the injuries on the corners of my mouth (caused by salt irritation/corrosion) as "bit injuries" (because both types of injuries are roughly in the same place).
And if on the remote chance someone loses their credit card number, then you can kiss this forum goodbye.
Sounds too open to abuse. Don't like someone, rate them down and continue chipping away until they get banned.
I am a former HGS member and I've never liked the rep system. Besides, it is a...
On another forum that uses this engine, the adminstrators say they are UNABLE to read private messages.
I feel like I'm walking through Dresden after the firebombing.
BTW, what is the Tennessee Walker Wars? It sounds like a war that erupted here.
Who threatens people over Barbaro and...
If you got that off of Snopes.com, you are wrong. Snopes admitted they made that "fact" up to prove that you should always double check facts even from a reliable source.
Is this horse related? You colored 69 red? :lol::lol:
I said this, "It's a myth that Arabians are crazy and hard to train." about Arabians (horses) and I finished just as an Arabian (human) walked...
Commericals are SUPPOSED to be outrageous.
Ever see the Toyota Tundra commericals that show a Tundra stopping a 3 ton+ shipping crate from dropping down a cliff and then hauling back up? Notice...
I chew like a horse (literally). :lol:
I keep forgetting that these topics are verboten at the dinner table:
I used to say "in foal" instead of "pregnant", but stopped after I was censured. :lol:
Reminds me of the time I told my doctor I injured my left flank. He gave me a ...
I have a peppermint addiction (thanks to the horses).
I stomp/kick/toss my head if flies land on me.
I have referred to a retainer as a bit. DO NOT ASK WHY! :lol::winkgrin:
I once said "Good...
I sometimes say "vet" when I mean to say doctor.
I critique peoples' conformation.
Oh, I pat the car's dashbard. :lol: