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  1. Oh fer chrissakes. My sister died in 2008;...

    Oh fer chrissakes.

    My sister died in 2008; her husband was shattered by the loss. She had been his first and only girlfriend.
    He remarried in 2012, to someone who understood that she wasn't...
  2. Why? Because she finds the term corny? I think...

    Why? Because she finds the term corny? I think it's too cutesy-wootsy as well. I get the idea, though - I have a dog who probably fits the concept as it's used here.

    And yeah, I get after my...
  3. How about a Spleen horse? Kidney horse? And...

    How about a Spleen horse? Kidney horse? And lots of people have Appendix horses.
  4. Apollo?

    Apollo?
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    http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=sr_kk_1?rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck...

    http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=sr_kk_1?rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acrazy+cat+lady&keywords=crazy+cat+lady&ie=UTF8&qid=1410922237
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    I hate pop music, with a few exceptions, so no...

    I hate pop music, with a few exceptions, so no surprise that I have never downloaded Beyonce on iTunes.

    And until very recently, I didn't know her name was pronounced Bee-YONCE-ay.
    I thought...
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    Um, WHAT?!?!?!? I don't have a pony but if psych...

    Um, WHAT?!?!?!? I don't have a pony but if psych told me my dog(s) were the cause of my problems and I needed to sell them? I am not sure what I'd do. Probably pee on her shoes, for starters.
    ...
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    http://www.mastersgrandslam.com/en/longines_los_an...

    http://www.mastersgrandslam.com/en/longines_los_angeles_masters/program/riders

    Actually what grabbed my attention is that Scott Brash seems to be in favor of Scottish independence now. . . .
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    But what if the creeper is Catholic? Or Jewish,...

    But what if the creeper is Catholic? Or Jewish, or Hindu?
  10. Thread: Kanye

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    At least the Kardashian/West kid will be rich,...

    At least the Kardashian/West kid will be rich, because with her gene pool she's doomed to be dumber than a bag of hammers.
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    Someone finally figured out how to make candy...

    Someone finally figured out how to make candy corn even more disgusting.
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    Can puppies go through awkward gawky...

    Can puppies go through awkward gawky "parts-don't-quite-match-up" phases like young horses? I can easily envision that happening with the larger breeds, having seen a few klutzy Dane babies at the...
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    Summer is flatly refusing to leave us down here....

    Summer is flatly refusing to leave us down here. (Georgia). It's 89 out right now and feels like low 90s, and everything is steamy from the stupid intermittent showers.

    I hate summer.

    Both...
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    An acquaintance of my husband is one of "those"...

    An acquaintance of my husband is one of "those" people who's never met a conspiracy theory he didn't wholeheartedly embrace.

    For example, a couple of years ago there was a meteor that zoomed past...
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    We had someone in our office who CHOSE to pump in...

    We had someone in our office who CHOSE to pump in the bathroom rather than the empty office she was offered. The problem was that it's a 2-stall bathroom in a small office, and she'd lock the main...
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    Mr. Wasp was hiding in my bath towel. He nailed...

    Mr. Wasp was hiding in my bath towel. He nailed me when I went to dry off. Needless to say it was quite a startling event - I couldn't figure out the source of the sudden pain until I saw the...
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    Update: we talked this morning and she's still...

    Update: we talked this morning and she's still in a little bit of shock that "this actually happened to me." She also told our male office mate - the 3 of us have worked together for a very long...
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    That's how it sounded to me as well - the tone of...

    That's how it sounded to me as well - the tone of voice had a very definite ring of "and I expect that to happen when monkeys fly out of my butt" .

    I know she's angry as hell and hurt right...
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    Dermatologist. I know, it's embarrassing, but...

    Dermatologist. I know, it's embarrassing, but you can bet he's seen worse. Depending on the severity he can inject it with cortisone and "poof" it'll be gone more or less overnight.

    (And I...
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    How to support a friend leaving an abusive SO?

    One of my co-workers has become a really good friend over the past year. I also got to know her fiance fairly well - he's a plumber and has done several small jobs at my home for a great price. ...
  21. I have a dear, kind friend whose son was...

    I have a dear, kind friend whose son was diagnosed as being on the severe end of the autism spectrum at age 4. When he was 9 they found out he's also got a degree of mental retardation.
    My god,...
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    Dear SmartCar driver in my neighborhood, I...

    Dear SmartCar driver in my neighborhood,

    I see you about 2 mornings every week in your little toy car with the stupid key on the back. You always have a grim expression on your face that makes...
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    Dear Flaming Douchenozzle With The Ferrari, ...

    Dear Flaming Douchenozzle With The Ferrari,

    Lots of people watched as you parked your Speshul Car in the fire lane at Home Depot. You and your trophy wife/gf pranced on inside like you owned the...
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    I think a lot of the entitled attitudes we see...

    I think a lot of the entitled attitudes we see from some of the Middle Eastern nation stems more from the fact that many of the offenders are royal princes who grew up being taught that certain rules...
  25. Could be worse - I've now got "Big Bottoms" on...

    Could be worse - I've now got "Big Bottoms" on repeat in my head! Hilariously great song, but still. I have conference calls tomorrow at work and I don't need "I met her on Sunday, 'twas my lucky...
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