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    I just got home from work very early because we...

    I just got home from work very early because we got POUNDED by the storms last night and there is no power at the shop so we had to close. This means no ovens, no coolers, no airbrush compressor:cry:...
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    Gum paste is just basically a sugar paste that's...

    Gum paste is just basically a sugar paste that's used for modeling, pretty similar to fondant.

    There are all kinds of stabalizers on the market for use with gluten-free recipes, and there are...
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    Haha, Mistyblue I feel your pain. I worked as a...

    Haha, Mistyblue I feel your pain. I worked as a server/bartender for years. I had to stop because I feared I could no longer control my homocidal urges every time someone would say "I'll take a...
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    You can actually do some pretty wicked things...

    You can actually do some pretty wicked things with luster dust on gum paste. It's how you get those really pretty, subtle hues that make the flowers look realistic....
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    I gotta agree with that. At least he wasn't one...

    I gotta agree with that. At least he wasn't one of those that won't talk bid'ness wit da women folk! :lol:

    I'll see if the sketch is still floating around work. The guys were having quite a bit of...
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    Oh how I wish I had had the forethought to have...

    Oh how I wish I had had the forethought to have taken a picture. It likely would have broken the camera though. Four tiers of fondant, gum paste, silver spray and ugly. It took me an entire bottle of...
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    Is she even sure it's a TB? Looks like the horse...

    Is she even sure it's a TB? Looks like the horse isn't even registered or if he is they didn't include any of his info.

    Maybe he's a majickal QuarterWalkaloosaAraFino Vanner. For all we know that...
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    I'm a cake decorator at a high-end Patisserie....

    I'm a cake decorator at a high-end Patisserie. I've dealt with women that make Bridezillas look like the Golden Girls.

    My personal favorite was the woman that brought in two pictures- both of...
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    Poll: I went with other. I use the cross-ties sometimes...

    I went with other. I use the cross-ties sometimes IF my saddle is at the barn in the tack room. I recently invested in a couple really nice saddles though so I've been keeping them at home. So...
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    This website has everything you need if you would...

    This website has everything you need if you would like to have a little fun with Mr. Deo Henry.

    I highly reccomend checking out their "trophy room" and the hall of shame.
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    One time a non-horse friend of mine called me and...

    One time a non-horse friend of mine called me and told me a woman that just transfered to his office from out of state was selling a saddle, and would I be interested? Sure, said I, the saddle...
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    The zoning violation would likely be in the fact...

    The zoning violation would likely be in the fact that these are stallions, not the overcrowding.

    Many, many areas have special laws on the books regarding housing/fencing of stallions. Something...
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    Yeah, I guess you're right. Because then filly...

    Yeah, I guess you're right. Because then filly would probably be knocked up by daddy.

    But...if it's a colt there's the chance it gets momma knocked up.

    Although, I guess one mare popping out...
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    Like everyone else said, a gate. Tell...

    Like everyone else said, a gate.

    Tell unexpected visitors they can make an appointment if you even want to bother with that.

    When all else fails naked yoga works wonders for getting parents to...
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    Find out what the zoning laws are regarding...

    Find out what the zoning laws are regarding horses and property, odds are she is in some sort of violation having two stallions on such a small tract of land. Many places have minimum fencing...
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    So either you have decided to CYA because no one...

    So either you have decided to CYA because no one was agreeing with you or you were just trolling I mean testing the people on this board.

    Either way you look now like an ass.

    After seeing that...
  17. Well the upcoming months might be a good time to...

    Well the upcoming months might be a good time to focus on doing a little extra with the show horse and pampering the pasture puff then! :)

    Keeping your body busy will also keep your mind busy and...
  18. William Shatner is straight :lol: :lol: :lol:

    William Shatner is straight :lol: :lol: :lol:
  19. It's something that needs to be done. Instead...

    It's something that needs to be done.

    Instead of dwelling on how much you miss your guy, try looking forward till the day he comes home and you can embark upon many, many good rides over the...
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    Funniest thing I found in the water trough? The...

    Funniest thing I found in the water trough? The neighbor's dog. Taking a swim on a hot day. After I had just scrubbed out the trough and filled it with fresh clean water. Oh, and the dog had recently...
  21. A friend of mine sent that to me and was actually...

    A friend of mine sent that to me and was actually going to send them money too. I'll now go tell her to keep her pointer off the paypal button.
  22. Haha, actually I've been googling since I posted...

    Haha, actually I've been googling since I posted this and found Phantom Meadows linked to Samantha Milbredt in several places on the interwebz.

    Looks like it is CBER reincarnated.
  23. I think you just gave me an idea of what to do...

    I think you just gave me an idea of what to do with that old ad for Crossed Sabers.
  24. Red Flags blaring, what is the story behind this craigslist ad?

    This isn't passing my smell test but maybe it's legit?

    http://eastoregon.craigslist.org/grd/2356087431.html

    From the ad:
    This horse now has someone willing to PAY for him if he has a good...
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    Instead of being grounded from the barn it might...

    Instead of being grounded from the barn it might do them some good if the parents made them get a job at the barn.

    Then they can pay for their own lesson AND would have less time to be out making...
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