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    Old studs? Well just because they are past their...

    Old studs? Well just because they are past their prime doesn't mean you can't enjoy them anymore. I mean, gosh, don't hate on the old men.
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    It was at my first weenie jumper show, but......

    It was at my first weenie jumper show, but... Check your girth. And then check it again https://ridingwithscissors.com/2013/09/17/and-the-show-must-go-on-well-must-is-a-strong-word-maybe-should/
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    People with zero spatial awareness. People who...

    People with zero spatial awareness.

    People who misplace their sense of humor and take things way too seriously.
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    I call this "recreational spooking."

    I call this "recreational spooking."
  5. Eventers are all kinds of awesome. Thanks for...

    Eventers are all kinds of awesome. Thanks for sharing.
  6. As an adult weenie, I'd buy the hell out of horse...

    As an adult weenie, I'd buy the hell out of horse #1 for BN/N. Seems very sweet.
  7. That is completely awesome.

    That is completely awesome.
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    My support system is beer and Xanax.

    My support system is beer and Xanax.
  9. My drafty boy isn't HOT, but he can be a turdface...

    My drafty boy isn't HOT, but he can be a turdface at shows. Basically, if he feels even a hint of nerves from me and there are a lot of horses in the warmup, he'll blow me off and start to not turn...
  10. I'm just kinda having a crush that he properly...

    I'm just kinda having a crush that he properly used the word jibe rather than jive.
  11. Instead of barbed wire or crime scene tape, maybe...

    Instead of barbed wire or crime scene tape, maybe they should just line the area with COTH forum posts. That'll scare anyone away.
  12. I had to look up collywobbles! :winkgrin:

    I had to look up collywobbles! :winkgrin:
  13. PhoenixFarm, APPLAUSE. I absolutely think that...

    PhoenixFarm, APPLAUSE. I absolutely think that most of those top horses have to have a bit of a crazy streak in them in some way to look at those jumps and say "BRING IT. IMMA CRUSH IT."

    Kind of...
  14. My favorite are these Romfh ones:...

    My favorite are these Romfh ones: http://www.romfh.com/breeches/romfh-international-full-seat-breeches-201555

    The material is forgiving, and the fit is great for me. I often get a waist gap in...
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    Really, this should be every adult division at...

    Really, this should be every adult division at every show. Just because.
  16. I don't know nothin' 'bout nothin'. But I do...

    I don't know nothin' 'bout nothin'.

    But I do have a horse who can be Draft Hot in the sense that he would do slow-mo runaways or tune me out to the point of not turning in public. Not all the...
  17. I think we can take the Wadded Panty Quotient™...

    I think we can take the Wadded Panty Quotient™ down a notch or two. Here, have a drink.
    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/24/2b/18/242b18c5b30ec9be6d48c4f3829384f1.jpg
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i want to wank...

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    i want to wank confidently too.
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    So so cute! He has almost a look of determination...

    So so cute! He has almost a look of determination about him.
  20. I would jump that without hesitation, and I'm a...

    I would jump that without hesitation, and I'm a weenie.
  21. Ollie tends to be stiff. He gets compounded HAC...

    Ollie tends to be stiff. He gets compounded HAC injections once a month (not very expensive), and I stretch his neck back and forth under saddle every ride until he "gives." It certainly helps.
  22. I LOVE these:...

    I LOVE these: http://www.statelinetack.com/item/dublin-ladies-mid-estuary-boots/E013415/

    They're not too hot in the summer, have stayed waterproof and I walked for miles in them at Rolex. I'd...
  23. I just want to say that this is my life. I can't...

    I just want to say that this is my life. I can't get out of my head enough to take two steps.
  24. Hmm. After taking measurements, it looks like...

    Hmm. After taking measurements, it looks like these actually might work well for me: https://www.smartpakequine.com/pt/deniro-ottaviano-aurora-field-boot-8847

    Anyone had these?
  25. Well what is COTH good for if not sweeping...

    Well what is COTH good for if not sweeping generalizations, judgment, haughtiness and general smugness? It's like you're new here.
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