Type: Posts; User: PaintedHunter
Also, your mother's a whore.
You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Pants? Who needs pants?
GODDAMNIT, I JUST BOUGHT A FULL-SIZE ONE.
Only if they have a wide stance.
Right. And you may not know that Reed just said two minutes ago that kittens were so last week anyway. Now we're on to lemurs.
BUT ONLY IF THEY AREN'T TOO TIGHT.
Kittens are always the answer. And puppies too.
No, no help is available today. We're still all outraged by XXX from two months ago. Requests will be processed in the order received. But judgment and snideness is available at all times - help...
I know we're all coming down from this Polar Vortex bullshite. Maybe your horse is too fresh because of it. Maybe you're not so fresh yourself. Maybe your horse is shedding all over your dinner or...
Because kittens. Or your mom.
SO WHY DO YOU CARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE CARE OR NOT, HUH? HUH??! [INSERT ADDITIONAL OUTRAGE HERE]
I dunno, whatevsies.
I've seen plenty of people with hair outside the helmet kinda dressage-bun style. If that helps your helmet fit better, then do it! Safety is important, yo.
OMG, 18 people liked my comment... does this mean I actually have a nugget of correct knowledge and might know what I'm doing at least a little bit? THIS IS UNFATHOMABLE.
That poor girl. She has enviable equitation and obviously knows what she's doing. Maybe we should praise that instead of denigrating her appearance/turnout.
When you find an answer. Lemme know. My nerves caused my usually saintly molasses horse to not stop cantering in our last dressage test.
yeah... Ollie pulled his favorite game at the show this weekend of, "let's pull mom out of the warm-up arena via a shoulder pop, then let's fall on my face twice because I wasn't paying attention to...
That update gave me a big honking smile! Love it. He's gonna fight!
Effectiveness sometimes does have to trump pretty. I do wonder, though, when you are going for "perfection" if you are getting tense in the process, and THAT is what is throwing your horse off and...
But(t), see my post too- sometimes we have to strike that balance between camel toe and a hungry butt. Oh the challenges and tribulations we face as riders. #horseworldproblems
I would focus on not getting ahead/leaning forward/getting over the pommel first. If you solve that, from my own experience, other equitation issues are fixed as well. Think "quiet and still and...
I prefer tighter to looser, as my arse likes to eat my breeches if they are too loose.
Step 1: Cry about how you can't see distances.
Step 2: Drink a lot until your vision is slightly impaired.
Step 3: Try to find a distance again, and because of double vision you get confused. This...
And a full recap of the show here, if anyone is interested in a play-by-play of my neuroses and such. http://ridingwithscissors.com/2014/03/10/just-call-me-neo/