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  1. Thread: Dear QHSM

    by Lovely Alice
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    Dear QHSM: If it vill be better for mein Jair,...

    Dear QHSM:

    If it vill be better for mein Jair, I vill try to be nice to der French horse. He ist not all bad. If only he vere not so.... French.

    Ve vill be trying to get along better,...
  2. Thread: Dear QHSM

    by Lovely Alice
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    I am der Lovely Alice, who you haf heard of, yah?...

    I am der Lovely Alice, who you haf heard of, yah? I live in der Canada mit my human, Jair und der French horse, Bambi.

    I am German und I am a beautiful fraulein. I jump wery, wery gute. Mein...
  3. I haf heard from some of der horses vat humans...

    I haf heard from some of der horses vat humans already are hafing the caps of der beauty of them.

    Jair, you vill be bringing me my cap tonight, ya?
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    You vill be coming back to your lonely Alice...

    You vill be coming back to your lonely Alice soon, ya? Und I vill be taking care of you, after nasty time in jungles of South America. You must be making money to keep me as I am deserving, I know,...
  5. Arch Man! You haf nearly von mein heart mit your...

    Arch Man! You haf nearly von mein heart mit your wonderful song. I am sending you big kiss. Ven ve meet you will sing me my song, ja? Maybe you teach it to Jair und haf him sing to me so I can...
  6. Mein lieber Jair, sind nicht mit mir verargert. ...

    Mein lieber Jair, sind nicht mit mir verargert. /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif I vill be nice to Bambi, ewen though he is der one starting it.

    I only vant to make friends with der other...
  7. Gijon, willkommen nach Amerika. Ist wery strange...

    Gijon, willkommen nach Amerika. Ist wery strange place, but ist gut ven you are used to it. I vill not call you Joe. Is too Amerikan for proper Hannoveraner.

    You too are being a gelding, ja? ...
  8. Arch Man, you too are Hannoveraner, ja? I should...

    Arch Man, you too are Hannoveraner, ja? I should then like to be meeting you.

    You could not give me fohlen, und this is a problem. Also explain please why a grown horse calls she who is owned by...
  9. Bambi ist franzosisch, vich he cannot help, und...

    Bambi ist franzosisch, vich he cannot help, und zo I vill try to forgive him for the lies he is saying.

    Do not be forgetting, Bambi is the one having the Butet saddle, vich is nice saddle ewen...
  10. Was ist dieses "cubic zirconium"? I am hurt....

    Was ist dieses "cubic zirconium"?

    I am hurt. /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif I did not say the rubies und diamonds I must haf. Only I am saying I would look more beautiful in them.

    Jair is...
  11. Rubies und diamonds on der bridle? This is sound...

    Rubies und diamonds on der bridle? This is sound wery gut to me, ja. I vould be looking even more beautiful in rubies und diamonds....

    Ich liebe Sie auch, mein Lieblingsjunge Jair!
  12. Sie sprechen das Deutsch? Das ist gut. Deutsches...

    Sie sprechen das Deutsch? Das ist gut. Deutsches ist eine gute Sprache, aber ich mochte mein Englisch verbessern, also halte ich, es anstelle vom Deutschen zu sprechen.

    I will not toss you off...
  13. Jair, you are mean to me. ...

    Jair, you are mean to me. /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif I am not whispering bad things to Bambi. I am being nice to him. I maybe am telling him he has funny name for a boy but I am German und...
  14. Jair, for simple changes, it is not my fault you...

    Jair, for simple changes, it is not my fault you do not keep even in both reins und use enough outside leg. How vill you learn if I do not make you to be correct?

    I haf looked at brow bands. I...
  15. Forgive please the English is not too gut yet. I...

    Forgive please the English is not too gut yet. I haf only been in this country not long.

    Jair makes big exaggeration. I only make kind suggestion, not demand. He must know he cannot sit on me...
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