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    Oh, indeed, indeed!

    Oh, indeed, indeed!
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    :: blushes and hands Hannahsmom a mimosa :: ...

    :: blushes and hands Hannahsmom a mimosa ::

    Dahhhling, it's nothing, truly--wait wait wait, you weren't speaking to me, were you?

    :: reaches to take mimosa back, then reconsiders ::
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    :: slows the Saddlebredmotruck down, waves a...

    :: slows the Saddlebredmotruck down, waves a fluffy boa out the window ::

    You hoo, hooooopoe, dahhhling! Do hop in the truck bed there and come along! I'm off to pick up the rest of the...
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    Why do you think these questions aren't being...

    Why do you think these questions aren't being asked?
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    You're right; it's not. No one is demanding we...

    You're right; it's not. No one is demanding we get a flipping kumbayah here. No one is looking at this through rose-colored glasses.

    Civility. Respect. Temperate language. Pausing before...
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    "I am still not even convinced the horse was...

    "I am still not even convinced the horse was toast."

    Oh FFS! Toast? In a thread ripping a person apart for her poor wording you use toast?

    But besides that: did you not read that there was an...
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    I understand the strong desire for human and...

    I understand the strong desire for human and horse safety, and for every decision eventers make to be based upon safety first

    I understand the questioning between this community and the ULRs and...
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    :: runs into thread, spilling buttered popcorn...

    :: runs into thread, spilling buttered popcorn and mimosas ::

    Wait...wut?



    Darn polite Canuckistanians with their we-discuss-like-we're-British crap!
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    :: shifty eyes :: I'm not buyin any of this...

    :: shifty eyes :: I'm not buyin any of this horsey-hippie-kumbaya stuff. Scubed/seema--if those are her real names--posted this on April 1st.

    APRIL 1ST, PEOPLE!!

    I think we still can be...
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    :: threadjack alert :: Wait wait wait--you're a...

    :: threadjack alert ::
    Wait wait wait--you're a nurse?

    Then you understand the things I need for better health:
    a) mimosas, feather boas, and tiaras
    b) moar cowbell!

    How do I convince my...
  11. Well, I'm not a senior yet, but I am staunchly...

    Well, I'm not a senior yet, but I am staunchly middle-aged, and of course I like to eat--wait wait wait
    :: re-reads thread ::
    --oh, you mean senior horse.
    :: blushes ::
    Never mind.
  12. This is good to know.

    This is good to know.
  13. Yanno, this whole thing could be described as an...

    Yanno, this whole thing could be described as an interesting and mutually beneficial financial transaction

    The original owner needed cash. The original owner got to use OP's cash, and OP got to...
  14. Ha! Drummer and I could!! :: re-reads :: ...

    Ha! Drummer and I could!!

    :: re-reads ::

    Oh, wait, I thought you meant Belgian Waffle, the fat pony down the road from me. Nevermind.
  15. :: shifty eyes :: Yeah. Me, neither.

    :: shifty eyes :: Yeah. Me, neither.
  16. Thread: I'm home!!

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    Glad you're back home!

    Glad you're back home!
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    Yay!! Glad you had a great time!

    Yay!! Glad you had a great time!
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    Oooh action shots of you taking a spill? Cause...

    Oooh action shots of you taking a spill? Cause that would be--oh, wait, you probably mean the carting hilltopper.
  19. Yes! I was astounded at my first lesson barn...

    Yes!

    I was astounded at my first lesson barn as an adult that the lesson horses weren't taught to ground tie and were not expected to stand quietly. When I asked what happens when I fall off? the...
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    :: puts on enabler hat :: Yes!

    :: puts on enabler hat ::
    Yes!
  21. Somebody might have, as a child and teen, thrown...

    Somebody might have, as a child and teen, thrown the garden's rotten tomatoes at the chickens instead of to the chickens because someone might know down deep in the depths of her soul that all...
  22. Sometimes I'm glad that my family moved from the...

    Sometimes I'm glad that my family moved from the city to the country and jumped in to country life with both feet well before the internet.
    :: facepalm ::

    I'm also very glad I went to college...
  23. :: wipes brow :: Phew! At least I'm not the...

    :: wipes brow :: Phew! At least I'm not the only one who XXX ifyouknowwhatImean
  24. INORITE!! Why can't folks strip or pole-dance or...

    INORITE!! Why can't folks strip or pole-dance or otherwise porn--

    :: re-reads ::

    Oh. Wait. Nevermind.
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    :: shifty eyes ::
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