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    Ah shucks... nice of you to notice my dense of...

    Ah shucks... nice of you to notice my dense of humor. I'll likely say 3 brilliant things in my lifetime. That was the third. It's all downhell from here. :ambivalence:
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    ZOMG, really?! *swoons* Don't toy with my hopes &...

    ZOMG, really?! *swoons* Don't toy with my hopes & dreams, then dash 'em to the ground & stomp all over 'em.

    I would have giddily paid $1,500.00 each and called you a sucker. Can I have dibs over...
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    Yabutt, can't I be greedy and do both? :cool:...

    Yabutt, can't I be greedy and do both? :cool: Thanks for the suggestion on the boxing roos. I knew I could count on the wizdumb of COTH. :D
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    Muh pleasure, RB. Darn tootin' I can haul in the...

    Muh pleasure, RB. Darn tootin' I can haul in the exotics and raise yer some more. I have um imported some kangaroos - all are Champion racing stock. My main breeding buck is named Phar Hop. I will be...
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    *Packs up truck loads of junk, fruitbat, 8...

    *Packs up truck loads of junk, fruitbat, 8 stallions, 20 cats, 9 dogs, 13 sheep, 23 chickens and 7 goats; descends on rustbreeches happy home for the sole purpose of giving her thousands of nightmare...
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    This piece of sage advice is so plagiarized from...

    This piece of sage advice is so plagiarized from a training expert at another bb.
    Noobs and self-professed experts alike fetch a hammer and chisel and take notes. Use the chiseled stone as the...
  7. From Facebook: I'll quote this comment. When...

    From Facebook: I'll quote this comment. When that abusing bitch/owner sees this latest one, it will be gone faster than you can crack a whip.



    Time wounds all heels - may they both get what...
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    Dang it, where the hell is Sara Stetner when she...

    Dang it, where the hell is Sara Stetner when she is needed here the most. :confused:

    She would show us all the error of our silly ways and clear all this up. The OP and her geldmare are in crisis....
  9. My saint of a cat NEVER does this, oh no........

    My saint of a cat NEVER does this, oh no..... except when I am a big hurry to get to the bathroom. You'd think she was a champion cutting horse who is working a steer. My cussing and frantic dodging...
  10. *le gasp!* Oh, the horror and carnage. She would...

    *le gasp!* Oh, the horror and carnage. She would flip her forlock and likely muss it up. All that's missing is the pink polos, halter, lead and pink glitter on her dainty hoofies.
  11. I thought my placid horse, who scoffs at...

    I thought my placid horse, who scoffs at bulldozers, Walmart flyers, feral plastic shopping bags and *gasp* even spiders was pretty much desensitized to everything until she freaked at the dead body...
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    I was just at Stampede Feed & Tack, Cloverdale,...

    I was just at Stampede Feed & Tack, Cloverdale, last Saturday. They are actually located at Hwy 10 and 180 Street. There's a McDonalds right next to them.
  13. You're welcome, King's mom. ;)

    You're welcome, King's mom. ;)
  14. My forever loved, forever missed dream horse,...

    My forever loved, forever missed dream horse, Mandy, was not very vocal... except on the last day of her life. I'm not saying she never vocalized she just used her voice sparingly. I always believed...
  15. How wonderful for you, KR and for Parker....

    How wonderful for you, KR and for Parker. :winkgrin: I am glad that you had the courage to use King's saddle again. It would have been a shame to retire it, since I am sure that the happiest times of...
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    Just a random thought: If he has heat in his...

    Just a random thought: If he has heat in his hooves, maybe he is self-medicating. *shrug*
  17. Poll: Each option has its pros & cons. I am 100% in...

    Each option has its pros & cons. I am 100% in favor of keeping OT permantly open.

    As as been said, the novelty will wear off and the other forums will get there usual views. Also, we all need some...
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    You are spoiling us. Love it! Don't ever stop.

    You are spoiling us. Love it! Don't ever stop.
  19. I am OK watching the humans "get it." Every time...

    I am OK watching the humans "get it." Every time you see an animal in a horror flick, you know that they are going to be offed. I can't stand looking at it so I don't.

    I read somewhere that there...
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    Of course, I am have permanent brainfartitis so I...

    Of course, I am have permanent brainfartitis so I can't conjure up some of the poetry in motion boners I've done. At least I make everyone else look good.

    I am called Wrong Way HorseShine for a...
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    To my amazement, the only thread I killed was in...

    To my amazement, the only thread I killed was in Off Topic: Favourite Commercial. I will have to be satisfied with that puny triumph. You guys are way too good for me to even try with this one.
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    If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you...

    If you can read this, thank a teacher.

    If you can read this in English, thank a soldier. :applause:
  23. *sigh* Of course the ad has been deleted by the...

    *sigh* Of course the ad has been deleted by the author. Possibly the same person posted this ad:

    Free Horse
    Okay you wanna be's - instead of helping, you just sent the horse on it's way!

    Hope...
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    Oh no! How very sorry I am to learn that your...

    Oh no! How very sorry I am to learn that your cherished Calvin made his final Journey much too soon.

    I agree with Joz(?) - I'd like to restructure horses' insides a bit. Their digestive systems...
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    Yes, how is little Poppet today? Has she calmed...

    Yes, how is little Poppet today? Has she calmed down some with the presence of your TLC? I realize that the poor little pup has been set back and she won't be back to her outgoing self overnight. I...
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