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    'Twer it me, I'd give her a refund check and...

    'Twer it me, I'd give her a refund check and written 60 days notice, saying that if horse isn't gone by day 30 he will be hauled to the nearest horse sale and sold, or euthanized. That shoudl get...
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    How many years have you been breeding these mares...

    How many years have you been breeding these mares on this property? if you can demonstrate that you have successfully bred and foaled out the same horses on the same property for several years in...
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    "I'm sorry, did you say something? I wasn't...

    "I'm sorry, did you say something? I wasn't listening."
  4. Thread: Breeding forum

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    Breeding forum

    Would it be possible to bring back the breeding forum in read-only mode, so people could readold posts but no new ones could be added?

    There is a lot of useful information there, it would be nice...
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    I too say "NO LOOSE DOGS". If new boarder...

    I too say "NO LOOSE DOGS". If new boarder persists, tell her this story:

    I decided to take my extremely well behave australian Shpherd to the farm a board at, sinc eothers bring their dogs and I...
  6. Thread: Funny Names

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    I have some names I would like to use one day: ...

    I have some names I would like to use one day:

    Fubar Bundy - for a rescue (stands for f***ed up Beyond All Recognition But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet')

    All That And More

    Tater Salad
  7. Poll: Ummm... Arabians, many quarter horses, Morgans -...

    Ummm... Arabians, many quarter horses, Morgans - heck, in many breeds that height is average or even above.

    Likewise for difference disciplines: endurance riders favor smaller horses, as do...
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    The photographer is an idiot. he did himself...

    The photographer is an idiot. he did himself more harm than good by hassling you!

    Edited to add: if he ever hassles you again, just whip out your camera and start taking his picture: when he asks...
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    Hey, RR!

    Dear RR, I can commiserate with you on the packing. The very first time my now-DH-then-DBF moved, we were packing all our belongings in to his not-all-that-large car and driving from college up to...
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    It also depends on what the arabian is bred for. ...

    It also depends on what the arabian is bred for. There are lines of arabs that are specifically bred for halter/model classes that are extremely 'typey': super dished faces, fine bones, bug-eyed,...
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    Jswan - sound ike you need to have a BIG...

    Jswan - sound ike you need to have a BIG barbeque. Grilled goat & pork. Yummmmm.
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    Wow! I never expected this thread to have an...

    Wow! I never expected this thread to have an extended life!
    I guess we learn a lot here!
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    Let her prattle on for awhile, then turn and...

    Let her prattle on for awhile, then turn and smile at her and say "I'm sorry... I wasn't listening". If she starts to repeat herself, turn you back on her and walk away, or otherwise ignore here. ...
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    COTH lessons learned

    Having read the COTH forums for a couple of years now, there are a few lessons that become painfully obvious:

    (1) if you are in a situation where there appears to be an obligation on the part of...
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    Nme the film: _______________ _________ __&...

    Nme the film:
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    Prince of Tides?

    Prince of Tides?
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    african queen (I know this has probably been...

    african queen (I know this has probably been answered already: I am playing catch-up)
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    Hitchcock: 39 steps!

    Hitchcock: 39 steps!
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    Scarlett Horse O'Hara

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    If I I am not mistaken, fly predators can be...

    If I I am not mistaken, fly predators can be killed off by some de-worming medications?
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    JoKe: A mand walks into a bear: grand finale!

    ______What the...I ask for a million dollars,______________________
    butI get a bunch of deer?!?!?

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    Joke: a mand walks into a bar, part whetevet

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    Man, I missed that! @!$^!black-and-white TV!!!

    Man, I missed that! @!$^!black-and-white TV!!!
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    A man walks into a bar, part... oh hell, I lost track!

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    A man walks into a bar, part 6

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