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    :: spewed pepsi max all over work equipment ::

    :: spewed pepsi max all over work equipment ::
  2. I don't think we've gone three days in a row...

    I don't think we've gone three days in a row without rain for the past month or so.

    We have 10 acres and at least 5 of it has been under a couple inches. I'm thinking we should try to grow rice...
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    I read this as "hiding your pug in your breeches"...

    I read this as "hiding your pug in your breeches" and was all :O!

    That is all.
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    I got no problem with Martin, but what about...

    I got no problem with Martin, but what about Fox-Pitt? How do we get rid of him?

    :: crickets ::

    Anybody? Bueller?

    :: re-reads thread ::

    Oh.
  5. pfffft! Until Red Rover or What Time is It, Mr...

    pfffft! Until Red Rover or What Time is It, Mr Fox? becomes an Olympic sport, those others ain't nothin but a thang.
  6. Thread: Goodbye Scubed

    by CarrieK
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    Heartfelt condolences to family, friends and the...

    Heartfelt condolences to family, friends and the eventing community
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    Spew alert next time, will ya? How'm I gonna...

    Spew alert next time, will ya? How'm I gonna explain this sticky keyboard to the boss?
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    Oh, indeed, indeed!

    Oh, indeed, indeed!
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    :: blushes and hands Hannahsmom a mimosa :: ...

    :: blushes and hands Hannahsmom a mimosa ::

    Dahhhling, it's nothing, truly--wait wait wait, you weren't speaking to me, were you?

    :: reaches to take mimosa back, then reconsiders ::
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    :: slows the Saddlebredmotruck down, waves a...

    :: slows the Saddlebredmotruck down, waves a fluffy boa out the window ::

    You hoo, hooooopoe, dahhhling! Do hop in the truck bed there and come along! I'm off to pick up the rest of the...
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    Why do you think these questions aren't being...

    Why do you think these questions aren't being asked?
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    You're right; it's not. No one is demanding we...

    You're right; it's not. No one is demanding we get a flipping kumbayah here. No one is looking at this through rose-colored glasses.

    Civility. Respect. Temperate language. Pausing before...
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    "I am still not even convinced the horse was...

    "I am still not even convinced the horse was toast."

    Oh FFS! Toast? In a thread ripping a person apart for her poor wording you use toast?

    But besides that: did you not read that there was an...
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    I understand the strong desire for human and...

    I understand the strong desire for human and horse safety, and for every decision eventers make to be based upon safety first

    I understand the questioning between this community and the ULRs and...
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    :: runs into thread, spilling buttered popcorn...

    :: runs into thread, spilling buttered popcorn and mimosas ::

    Wait...wut?



    Darn polite Canuckistanians with their we-discuss-like-we're-British crap!
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    :: shifty eyes :: I'm not buyin any of this...

    :: shifty eyes :: I'm not buyin any of this horsey-hippie-kumbaya stuff. Scubed/seema--if those are her real names--posted this on April 1st.

    APRIL 1ST, PEOPLE!!

    I think we still can be...
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    :: threadjack alert :: Wait wait wait--you're a...

    :: threadjack alert ::
    Wait wait wait--you're a nurse?

    Then you understand the things I need for better health:
    a) mimosas, feather boas, and tiaras
    b) moar cowbell!

    How do I convince my...
  18. Well, I'm not a senior yet, but I am staunchly...

    Well, I'm not a senior yet, but I am staunchly middle-aged, and of course I like to eat--wait wait wait
    :: re-reads thread ::
    --oh, you mean senior horse.
    :: blushes ::
    Never mind.
  19. This is good to know.

    This is good to know.
  20. Yanno, this whole thing could be described as an...

    Yanno, this whole thing could be described as an interesting and mutually beneficial financial transaction

    The original owner needed cash. The original owner got to use OP's cash, and OP got to...
  21. Ha! Drummer and I could!! :: re-reads :: ...

    Ha! Drummer and I could!!

    :: re-reads ::

    Oh, wait, I thought you meant Belgian Waffle, the fat pony down the road from me. Nevermind.
  22. :: shifty eyes :: Yeah. Me, neither.

    :: shifty eyes :: Yeah. Me, neither.
  23. Thread: I'm home!!

    by CarrieK
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    Glad you're back home!

    Glad you're back home!
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    Yay!! Glad you had a great time!

    Yay!! Glad you had a great time!
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    Oooh action shots of you taking a spill? Cause...

    Oooh action shots of you taking a spill? Cause that would be--oh, wait, you probably mean the carting hilltopper.
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