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    A friend tells me he's been married so long all...

    A friend tells me he's been married so long all they have now is Hallway Sex.

    You pass each other in the hall & say "Eff You!"

    (Hope this is not too R for COTH :o)
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    OK, I nearly had to self-Heimlich reading these...

    OK, I nearly had to self-Heimlich reading these responses :lol:

    My Vote goes to Because They Can

    and BelgianWB:
    Get your hands outta your pants!
    signed,
    Your Mom
  3. I've been reading this thread with some interest....

    I've been reading this thread with some interest.
    I have not showed Hunters for an ice age, so my opinion of the mare counts for zip.
    But re: this post:
    I have one of these horses.
    Showed GP in...
  4. :cool: Nope, I put in 64 (my age IRL) & judo is...

    :cool: Nope, I put in 64 (my age IRL) & judo is #1, followed by wrestling & boxing
    :confused: They could NOT be more off.

    I love to ride because aside from the small muscle movements I make, my...
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    I evented my barefoot TB & schooled cross country...

    I evented my barefoot TB & schooled cross country fences at home through Training.

    What discipline do you show in that has proven she needs shoes?
    (No snark here & I do not drink the Barefoot...
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    I call BS on the Age Excuse. My DH was 18yrs...

    I call BS on the Age Excuse.

    My DH was 18yrs older than me, Depression-era baby.
    And he was raised to clean house just like his 2 brothers. Mom worked, Dad was retired from a railroad job in...
  7. What if you mixed the fresh stuff with the...

    What if you mixed the fresh stuff with the 'kraut?
    At least it might up his ratio of Gross-to-Good forage.

    The cornstalks are probably a bit sugary to him (and sheep), so unless you can bed with...
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    Mine are home too. Like SmartAlex, pros -...

    Mine are home too.
    Like SmartAlex, pros - farrier, trainer - get paid on the spot. By check, same day.
    I rarely have the vet bill me, but usually write a check when he's here.
    Then his office...
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    I saw a matched pair of these several years ago...

    I saw a matched pair of these several years ago at the County Fair.
    They were from Canada, passing through on their way to a Regional show.
    AND:
    They were for sale, $5K for the PAIR! Trained to...
  10. Must.Have.Stickart!!! ...

    Must.Have.Stickart!!!

    http://www.chronofhorse.com/forum/showthread.php?91234-*-(Super-fun-horsey-stick-art!!)&highlight=stickart

    For anyone who doesn't recall, 1st page is mildly amusing, but...
  11. For my 2nd World Self, on the rare occasion: Feet...

    For my 2nd World Self, on the rare occasion: Feet

    For you, maybe one of those Senior 3-wheeler bikes with a basket on the back?
    Like this:
    ...
  12. :yes::yes::yes: SO.Much.Fun! to know the lyrics...

    :yes::yes::yes:
    SO.Much.Fun! to know the lyrics to every song!
    Went with my brother (who is a musician)& was seeing it for the 2nd time - he also saw the play and said the movie translated from...
  13. Oprah learned to ride at the place I was a WS....

    Oprah learned to ride at the place I was a WS.
    She always came after hours, rode a friend's big paint draftX and brought her staff along for lessons.
    At the time she was only a local BN, so not the...
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    How about KILZ? Not sure it comes in a glossy...

    How about KILZ?
    Not sure it comes in a glossy finish, but it is certainly water & weatherproof.

    http://www.kilz.com/primer/v/index.jsp?vgnextoid=67ed1cbd40a23210VgnVCM1000006b0910acRCRD

    You...
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    Lady Eboshi: Now you've got me sold. When will...

    Lady Eboshi:
    Now you've got me sold.
    When will you be publishing & who will illustrate?
    Gotta have pics to go with that novel & words of no more than 6 letters.
    Do you think Fabio is still around...
  16. Caitlin: :eek: #Where'sStickartWhenYouNeedIt?

    Caitlin: :eek:

    #Where'sStickartWhenYouNeedIt?
  17. OP: In your place I probably would have done the...

    OP:
    In your place I probably would have done the same.
    Better safe than sorry.

    My vet's clinic (equipped for surgery) is only 20min from my farm.
    And he has emergency coverage if he can't come...
  18. Well,obviously :rolleyes: : ...

    Well,obviously :rolleyes: :

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu5zrI3eUL0
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    I'm thinking the only "cow" caught is the OP...

    I'm thinking the only "cow" caught is the OP Troll for posting such obvious BS.
  20. I know they have water hazards on cross-country,...

    I know they have water hazards on cross-country, but dressage :confused:
  21. Maybe Dr. Fig wanted to consult on that case? ;)...

    Maybe Dr. Fig wanted to consult on that case? ;)

    My pony acts the same way when I ride my WB.
    If we're indoors he has to be in the stall closest to the indoor where he can see us & "comment" on...
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    Thank you, mvp :D asb2517: I have every hope...

    Thank you, mvp :D

    asb2517:
    I have every hope I will grow up to be just like your grandma :winkgrin:

    Another confession (hijack! not related to parking!)
    When a moron dogowner let his GSD...
  23. Get On Up < the James Brown story. The star...

    Get On Up < the James Brown story.

    The star Chadwick Boseman is the same guy who played Jackie Robinson in 42 & producer Brian Grazer has teamed with Ron Howard to make movies including A...
  24. Please do not ignore GERD. A friend is now on...

    Please do not ignore GERD.
    A friend is now on his 2nd round of a surgical procedure - think esopagheal roto-rooter - to eliminate scarring & prevent cancer.
    He was relying on omeprazole to cure the...
  25. Maybe not exactly your cup o' tea, but the old...

    Maybe not exactly your cup o' tea, but the old Japanese monster flicks are satsifying in a godawful kind of way.

    Of course, the original Godzilla stomping all over Tokyo & featuring Raymond Burr...
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